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To continue my"real" rant . . .
« on: November 25, 2004, 02:45:00 AM »
Jeff, gary, doug and myself want our own space ! mister pink needs to leave our area ! he's a handicap asshole ! and beleive me he smells ! we used to wash his taint ! plus he used to pay us for head !  we need our space ! i mean we did swallow mustard and grapes !
  So to continue our story to our loyal follwers . . . Gary had a problem taking a crap ! so i was like hey. . . .ENIMA !!!! he said YEAH !!! so as i lathered it up with coco butter but he had second thoughts ! but i said no fucking way !!!!! we;re all crazy fuckers !! you're taking this ! BUT !! ! ! !his reply was . . . we NEED our leader ! our messiah ! the leader of Hale bop ! the "real" David Koresh ! We all looked at each other and said. . . .Do you mean mister pink !?!?!?!?

as we said it we all shit ourselves !

How would you react to a guy who's hung like a knat !? i mean he has at LEAST 2 inches of dangling fury !

oh man there is so much more ! i hope you all want to hear it !  we'l be back tomorrow ! :wave:
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2004, 02:52:00 AM »
oh we didn't go that far !

WE just hung up the phone with a person who we will call " our friend " after reading this forum, and another by a simaliar name, you'll see that someoneis  not comfortable with who he is, and wants us to stop posting !

We'll only stop if our public does ! do you want us to stop ladies !?!?!? :???:
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2004, 02:56:00 AM »
keep posting !

Me and Jordy haven't laughed this hard in years !

And we know who your "friend" is ! LOL :silly:
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2004, 03:25:00 PM »
Coming tomorrow ! we shall continue !

see you then my little piss ants !
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2004, 11:00:00 PM »
He smells? Does he have cooties too? Second grade was fun
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2004, 02:12:00 PM »
So there we were again me jeff and gary. gary starts to throw up from eating to many peaches and tartar sauce.I was like dude that smell like ass ! Jeff laughs and says, yeah like the time we were boiling that possum ass. We laughed for about 10 min. gary was mad though he  thought we poisoned him. so he ran into the corner and started to jerk off ! can you believe that ?! we laughed even longer at that ! he kept saying i'll show you ! So while he was tossin off in the corner we went and made a pipe bomb. just before he blew we lit it and shoveed it up his ass ! then all of the sudden BOOM ! it tore him wide open ! We all got a good laugh out of that ! he didn't die, but hs ass was ripped wide open ! WIDE OPEN !  :smokin:
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2004, 07:58:00 AM »
so we took gary to get sowed up. he was in great spirits after the joke that tore his ass open. HE was a little sore but he thanked us for showing him the way ! he needed a pick me up. we felt bad so we took him to get his favorite meal. tuna and mustard. he was so happy ! he started singing and rubbing his nipples. of course he shit himself because his ass wasn't ready for the over flow of emotion. we all were laughing but now we were all stuffed into a ford escort that smelled like shit, tuna, and rotten apples. plus it was 103 out that day, our windows wouldn't role down and the air was broke ! more to come later
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2004, 03:49:00 AM »
Do you seriously think anyone is being entertained by this?
 
You should give your story a title! May I suggest:

     "memoirs of a first class idiot"

You really should consult a psychologist.


Just for kicks, pretend someone is actually going to read your reply.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2004, 03:34:00 PM »
Oh we shall continue our fateful journey. Obviously someone is listening, look at the views  :smokin: anywho . . . . i'll take a little break from my story "rant". it's the holiday season ! so happy holidays to all !

see you in 05 ! have a tuna on toast for me !
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