Well the reason why Art calls everyone boys is because everyone is younger then him, way younger then him.
We at our great young age can have sex, Art can't.
We at our great young age can take a piss without saying it hurt's, Art can't.
We at our young age can walk into a bar and pick up any beautiful woman, Again Art can't.
We at our great young age have better physical strength and stamina, while Art has trouble walking up a simple flight of stairs.
We at our great young age make more money then Art and in return can vacation and purchase nice things at will, Again Art can't, Art can't
The only thing Art can do and his time is closing near the end is purchase a plot and pick out a coffin and count down the limited days to his demise, We can't
So Art everytime you refer to me as "BOY", I will take it as a beautiful compliment, Thank you very much.
And thank God I am not old like Art. AHHHHHHHHHHH youth, what a great time to be enjoying life.