here's something funny

[kosmonaut]

While I was in Straight, my stepmom was a speed freak!  That's right, she even came with my dad on parent night a few times, tweaking her little heart out!  haha....  I found out later from my brother.  

So while I was wasting away being 15 yrs old in Straight, my stepmom was enjoying full freedom at home, snorting lines, smoking weed, and generally enjoying herself.  

And she doesn't understand why I didn't talk to her for 6 years after that.

[85 Day Jerk]

After I was kicked out of my house for having the 'audacity' of exhibiting symptoms of manic-depression, I went to live with my mom.  I had been 7 stepped for 2 years and trespassed from Straights property for roughly one year.  I was a threat to Newton and his Draconian bullshit so they finally 'got' me for having a roomate who's cousin was a pulloff.  My mom had grew dis-
enchanted with the program before I even made it home, and gave custody back to my father.  She told me alot of things I never would have known and the one thing that pissed me off is that my father and stepmother drank wine in their bedroom while watching tv almost every night of my program.
My father was in the National Guard, and had a large filing cabinet he kept under lock and key.  He would keep the wine there in case Staff ever pulled a suprise visit (which
happened more often than you'dd think)  If they were to be so bold to ask what was in it, they would get the answer "Sorry that's classified."......