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Offline Drugdolph Hitroll

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« on: March 28, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »
Mein Fellow Straightstalag Survivoren:

Apparently there has been a deficiency in the level of compliance regarding RTP2003's suggestion that all former Straight Staff with an unrepentent attitude do the honorable thing and "terminate" themselves from the Program of Life.  Therefore, I shall take this opportunity to announce the opening of Straightschwitz, a facility designed to hastily remedy the aforementioned situation.

The Straightshwitz Stalag will soon be operational.  All unrepentent former Staff shall be rounded up and detained there until the Tribunal consisting of RTP2003, Reagan Youth, The Butcher, and a select few other trusted Survivors, to be named later, can determine, in each individual basis, exactly what action should be taken in order to rid the world of the Unrepentent Staff menace and ensure proper disposition of such individuals.  This will begin as soon as is feasable.

It would be presumptive to comment at this time on what the outcome will be for most of the individuals so detained, but, off the record, now would be a good time to invest in Zyklon B, lampshade, and soap futures.

Misbehaveren uber Alles![ This Message was edited by: Drugdolph Hitler on 2004-03-28 19:14 ]
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Offline Trekker Jag

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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2004, 11:51:00 PM »
I'm with you Drugdolph.  If you need any assistance carrying out the Final Solution, I would be more than happy to help. :skull:  :skull:  :skull:  :skull:  :skull:
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2004, 12:01:00 AM »
Drugdolph, I await with axe in hand...  :grin:
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2004, 02:41:00 AM »
I only wish you were serious.  Can we find a building for starters ???  

That shit isn't funny.  You shouldn't joke about shit like that unless you seriously intend to do it.  Its just not funny and I dont see how you can find it funny unless you are SO bored that you don't even consider what you are saying but you come here b/c you are SO bored.

I don't really think you were serious.  It would be Very good if you were.
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2004, 07:48:00 PM »
Mein Fellow Straightstalag Survivoren:

First, I would like to announce that the name of the concentration camp for unrepentent ex-Staff members will be henceforth known as "Staffschwitz" to better reflect the mission it was designed for.

Secondly, I would like to announce the formation of the SS :skull: , (for Straight Survivors)the elite unit which will be responsible for both the apprehension of the Urepentent Staff menace and the operation of Staffschwitz.  Any parties interested in applying for a position with the SS :skull:  should leave a post on this thread stating the  Straight location in which they were incarcerated, the dates that they were  incarcerated, and a general description of why they feel they are qualified for a position with the SS :skull: .  This is an elite unit and its duties are not for the sqeamish or faint of heart.

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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2004, 12:09:00 PM »
Tracking devices are in place.  

"Tonights the night we got the truck"

"It's a late late shift noone to fear, lets ride"
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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2005, 04:08:00 AM »
prog report please
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2005, 04:56:00 AM »
L.I.F.E. Program (Life Is For Everyone),Osprey,Sarasota County Florida
From MM x,DD x,YY 19xx

I think I should be a witness to any sentences carried out  to ensure accuracy in reporting such incidents to The Public at large.
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2005, 03:56:00 PM »
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On 2004-03-28 18:57:00, Drugdolph Hitroll wrote:

"Mein Fellow Straightstalag Survivoren:



Apparently there has been a deficiency in the level of compliance regarding RTP2003's suggestion that all former Straight Staff with an unrepentent attitude do the honorable thing and "terminate" themselves from the Program of Life.  Therefore, I shall take this opportunity to announce the opening of Straightschwitz, a facility designed to hastily remedy the aforementioned situation.



The Straightshwitz Stalag will soon be operational.  All unrepentent former Staff shall be rounded up and detained there until the Tribunal consisting of RTP2003, Reagan Youth, The Butcher, and a select few other trusted Survivors, to be named later, can determine, in each individual basis, exactly what action should be taken in order to rid the world of the Unrepentent Staff menace and ensure proper disposition of such individuals.  This will begin as soon as is feasable.



It would be presumptive to comment at this time on what the outcome will be for most of the individuals so detained, but, off the record, now would be a good time to invest in Zyklon B, lampshade, and soap futures.



Misbehaveren uber Alles![ This Message was edited by: Drugdolph Hitler on 2004-03-28 19:14 ]"


How did I miss this little gem?  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2005, 04:46:00 PM »
I dunno, but there's a clue up there. Maybe Brian thought we were trying to trick him into actually doing something violent? That would sure explain it. Hell, that would piss me off to NO end.

If that's the case, no, nobody was trying to do that. It was just dark humor.

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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2005, 04:48:00 PM »
anyone got a prog report or is this a lot of hot air?

that's what i thought.
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2005, 04:53:00 PM »
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"anyone got a prog report or is this a lot of hot air?



that's what i thought."


It's called satire, humor.  Never mind.  You wouldn't understand. :wave:
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2005, 05:09:00 PM »
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On 2005-05-24 13:48:00, Anonymous wrote:


"anyone got a prog report or is this a lot of hot air?





that's what i thought."




It's called satire, humor.  Never mind.  You wouldn't understand. :wave: "


oh i get it, satire. i've never seen satire on this forum before. nor have i ever participated in it.
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2005, 05:12:00 PM »
shit I believe that.  Lighten up a little, will ya?  You'll live longer. :grin:
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2005, 05:16:00 PM »
The ovens are in place....We are still working out a deal on barbed wire though..
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