Everyone loves Willem Dafoe. He played Jesus in Martin Scorsese's version of the life of Christ.
And, fucking serious here, Harvey Keitel plays Judas.
If that's not surreal enough for you then add David M.F. Bowie as Pontius Pilate.
This movie will kick your ass. Fuck a fake ass rich bullshitting Jewish dude with a fake last name trying to cash in on peoples sympathy for well drawn bullshit.
Somehow I'm reminded of a fake Jewish person elsewhere somehow.
Can't....
Is it coincidence that only a shitheaded retard like me would recognize the insignificant factoid that Mel Gibsons first name is similar to another rich guy
I was raised in Tx. I can sense bullshit before it even hits my nose. I will not see Mel's Christ movie because, as someone said earlier, it appeals to more human's pathetic sense of fucking around and myth and 'o, I am more special than you cos my god is better or w/e.'
I say, in the name of the one and all powerful Gawd, we all go down and kill some more red injuns for what's left of their land. Next I wanna go start some holy wars and get the popes to sanction them like they used to. After that some chocolate sundays with chopped nuts sprinkled on top.
My favorite part about both of the Jesus movies is that the Romans' really beat the fucking shit out of him. Fucking pussy Jesus. Its so tasteful you know. If you know anything about Roman's and their history, you know that the biblical story is bullshit and that it was either altered by King James more than has been let on, or that its just shit from the start. I believe the latter part. Romans, back in the day were infamous for fucking anything that moved the slightest, or not, and had curvature to it....it didn't have to have a hole.
I mean, if you're going to really overload the fucking mind so that it reacts to goodness or evil, I say really do it. I'm accustomed to overloading.
How about a movie called 'The Resevoir Christ'
I mean, at least then the contrast between good and evil would be drawn when J.C. is taking it in the kulo by the Roman pawn shop owners, okay ?
Harvey/Judas could dawn his trusting ass kicker attitude per usual, and go around killing innocent Romans with his gloqs.
Ashton Kutcher could star as a secondary back up Jesus for when the real Jesus is sleeping. Kutcher's J. Christ gets his fucking legs chopped off above the knees in the first scene though.
Monty Python comes in and blows everyone up with the Holy Hand Grenade.
My version is much more lifelike.
Shit. I'm changing my name to Melvin.
