Mom, stay out of my stash.
Oh, btw, I showed Michigan Cristine's pics on the Alumni site to a couple of friends, both black, and without any prompting from me, the female said "who is that wigger bitch?". True story. Of course, they're Uncle Tom sellouts if they hang with me, right Crissy?
The first time I ever heard the term "wigger" was while I was smoking in between classes and I overheard a group of black chicks making fun of some Cristine-type white chick. One of them asked another what it meant, she replied, and we all shared a laugh and knowing glances. The black chicks you wish to emulate think your kind is ridiculous. I bet you even affect a black accent when you speak.
Oh yeah, I'm smoking a bowl of TBPITW. It's fucking great.