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« Reply #3600 on: November 25, 2006, 04:42:17 PM »
I just smoked a bowl of TBPITW topped off with a drop of honey oil.  I have achieved a state of enlightenment, thanks to the magic of cannabis.  Smoke pot and free yourself from tthe bullshit that surrounds you.

"Let he who is stoned cast the first sin"
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« Reply #3601 on: November 25, 2006, 09:42:22 PM »
and I rounded the corner and had to fart. I look over my shoulder and made sure noone was there and let er rip. To my surprise, there was juice. FUCK! I just shit my pants. So I politely push the cart off to the side of the aisle, do the pinched butt cheek walk out to my car, go home, hop in the shower and clean up. I returned 30 minutes later to find my cart was exactly where I left it so I just picked up where I left off and finished shopping.

Anyone else have this problem?
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« Reply #3602 on: November 25, 2006, 09:43:25 PM »
*Sorry, was in the grocery store the other day,
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« Reply #3603 on: November 27, 2006, 12:12:08 AM »
mainlined 2 x K4 didaudid (brand name, not the gen shit) + .07 gm excellent yay.  Wicked fun.
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« Reply #3604 on: November 27, 2006, 01:00:34 AM »
I'm a pot and alcohol bop.  :rofl:
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« Reply #3605 on: November 28, 2006, 04:25:20 PM »
I'm not.  I think I'm somewhere between "Stage 4.5 and DEADINSANEINJAIL".  I'll let you know how it works out.
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« Reply #3606 on: November 28, 2006, 07:26:58 PM »
You be careful now... If you die on me I'll fuckin' kill you!
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« Reply #3607 on: November 29, 2006, 05:28:15 AM »
Dillaudid are great for opiate noobs but dont see how you get anything off them really..Stick with that mexican black tar for great value and fun for the whole family.
 Im off to throw some dirty uncapped syringes in my local playground...
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bedience,Subservience, leads to Substance..

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« Reply #3608 on: November 29, 2006, 12:57:18 PM »
I just wonder if it's still too early yet...for a wee drop 'a' the creature...?? ::hatter::
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If you would have justice in this world, then begin to see that a human being is not a means to some end.  People are not commodities.  When human beings are just to one another government becomes obsolete and real freedom is born; SPIRITUAL ANARCHY.

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« Reply #3609 on: November 29, 2006, 01:02:34 PM »
I'm gettin m' ol' self a shot of the Jamesons.
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If you would have justice in this world, then begin to see that a human being is not a means to some end.  People are not commodities.  When human beings are just to one another government becomes obsolete and real freedom is born; SPIRITUAL ANARCHY.

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« Reply #3610 on: November 29, 2006, 01:03:49 PM »
Violent Femmes
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If you would have justice in this world, then begin to see that a human being is not a means to some end.  People are not commodities.  When human beings are just to one another government becomes obsolete and real freedom is born; SPIRITUAL ANARCHY.

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« Reply #3611 on: November 29, 2006, 11:40:11 PM »
Morphine & yay together in a rig.....then some buds, then another mroph /caine speedball.....ahhhh, yes........
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« Reply #3612 on: November 29, 2006, 11:57:56 PM »
'cause I'm a smoker, I'm a joker, I'm a midnight TOKER...  :lol:
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let the ceremony begin
« Reply #3613 on: November 30, 2006, 07:42:37 AM »
Enjoyed my mental purification ritual of smoking massive tokes of TBPITW.

Smoking marijuana frees my mind quickly, safely, and reliably.

There is no better cure for Straight-related stresses than smoking marijuana.

You can destroy the Straight that still exists inside your mind if you smoke enough marijuana.

The brainwahing performed by Straight becomes ineffective, null and void, it is enirely eliminated through the proper use of marijuana.

Smoke marijuana frequently to enjoy maximum mental health.  Marijuana is the cure for the insanity of Straight and the society that spawned it.  The mind control tactics used by authoritarian forces are ineffective against users of marijuana; why do you think that this benevolent plant is illegal?  It has a 20,000 year proven safety record and is more effective than many modern medicines, and can be grown almost anywhere.  It's liberating properties are what is feared by the forces that would try to control your mind.
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« Reply #3614 on: November 30, 2006, 10:10:01 AM »
Conically baked in morning's light!
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