I smoke marijuana and I don't give a damn who knows about it.
Goddamn psycho drunk bitch neighbor came over bitching about how she's gonna call the cops about my weed smoking if I didn't give her a few buds. She was serious. I told her to get her lopsided, droopy tits the fuck outta my house (seriously, that stupid hippy bitch has tits that look like you could decorate a cake with them). I'm not worried about her calling the cops at all, hell, she's got more shit to worry about from them than I do, she's really a stupid bitch for doing that shit.
I hope she gets herpes from one of her next 'slut around with coke dealers' episodes.