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« Reply #1410 on: May 11, 2005, 07:15:00 PM »
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"you, my friend, are way too smart to be doing this. you're going to get your ass up and get it together to go to school. for those who don't know you, way too smart means, in my estimation, around 99th percentile. you got a world full of problems to put that mind to, plenty of sunshine etc etc etc. and until you knock it off i am going to call you out in public like this. i truly believe you have way too much to offer in this world to be shooting up like this!!!!!!!  :flame: "


Sounds like a "sponser" I used to have...
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« Reply #1411 on: May 11, 2005, 08:28:00 PM »
sorry[ This Message was edited by: fka on 2005-05-17 13:42 ]
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« Reply #1412 on: May 11, 2005, 09:05:00 PM »
been stoned for years  :em:
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« Reply #1413 on: May 12, 2005, 01:07:00 PM »
wanna get high?
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« Reply #1414 on: May 12, 2005, 02:02:00 PM »
I just smoked TBPITW and dont wanna job hunt any more today ..When Im stoned I dont care enough to put on the "hire me" facade
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« Reply #1415 on: May 12, 2005, 02:12:00 PM »
now i'm going to mow the lawn high. :smokin:  

linchpin, you are a creative and articulate individual. i have heard from other survivors that being self-employed was the best way for them. myself i generally find that as well. i hate jumping hoops, i hate a set schedule, or being locked inside a building with flourescent lights...   do you have a trade. like painting, carpentry, etc.?
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« Reply #1416 on: May 12, 2005, 02:17:00 PM »
No but I got a bullshit reference trail the FBI couldnt catch :rofl:
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« Reply #1417 on: May 12, 2005, 07:37:00 PM »
more hits of  TBPITW.
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« Reply #1418 on: May 13, 2005, 11:50:00 PM »
just smoked TBPITW...groovy, dude

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« Reply #1419 on: May 14, 2005, 01:14:00 PM »
wanna get high
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« Reply #1420 on: May 14, 2005, 01:28:00 PM »
Miller "Father Cassian" Newton stepped off the bus and was led into the yard of the Florida State Correctional Institute. He had been given ten years for perjury and fraud. Five with good behavior. Years spent basking in the glow of a flourescent light in his "church" office had been hard on him. His body was frail, his skin pallid. He knew he could never make it through ten years in the general population with his virginity intact. He had to get into solitary. As soon as the burly guard unshackled him he made his move. Exhaling a feminine "hmmph" he weakly slapped the guard. He was quickly taken to the ground, receiving a swift kick to the ribs before being restrained. As he was dragged to the solitary confinement cell he felt nothing but relief. "At least in solitary," he thought "I'll be safe." Unfortunately for Fr. Cassian he had picked the wrong guard to mess with.
The next few days were uneventful. The time in his cell he spent evenly between sleeping, reading a "Drug Free America" book he had gotten from the book cart, and masturbating furiously. His self-flagellation was interrupted on the fourth day. The burly guard he had attacked earlier stepped into his cell. The gleam in the guards eye and the mean grin on his face made Fr. Cassian's pecker quickly shrivel in his hand. "You fucked with the wrong man when you fucked with IDNB," said the guard. "The inmates here call me The Asshole for a reason. Now come with me, punk."
The guard led him down the hall to one of several empty shower stalls. He roughly threw Fr. Cassian in the stall and locked the door. Fr. Cassian was petrified. His mind raced as he imagined the myriad of different tortures that could be in store for him. His worst fears were confirmed when the guard returned. In his hands were a short black dress, black stilleto heels, and a curly blonde wig. "Strip down and put this on, bitch." Fr. Cassian did as instructed and was pleased to notice that the dress fit well and the heels gave him a nice slimming effect. The burly guard admired the drag queen. "The GNAA is gonna love you!"
The guard left the shower stall, only to return minutes later. He opened the door and led 20 large black men into the stall. "Father Cassian, meet the Gay Nigger Association of America. GNAA, meet Father Cassian. I'm sure you all will get along fine." With that the guard slammed the shower door closed and walked away laughing.
The men approached Father Cassian, backing him into a corner. The apparent leader stepped forward. "No matter what I'm gonna fuck that purdy lil' ass of yours. Now I can fuck it dry or you can lube it up for me." Father Cassian knew he had no choice. He kneeled in front of the leader, who began to slap his face with his 10 black inches. Puss from syphilictic sores quickly covered Father Cassian's cheeks. When the leader was sufficiently aroused he placed his throbbing cock up to Father Cassian's lips. As soon as Father Cassian opened his mouth the leader violently shoved his manhood to the back of Father Cassian's throat and exclaimed "Swallow my shit you cracker bitch!" Father Cassian gagged as he was violently face fucked.
Just when he was about to pass out the leader pulled out, turned him around and shoved his cock into Father Cassian's ass. Father Cassian began to scream in agony but his cries were quickly muffled by one of the other gang member's cocks. They rode him like that for the better part of an hour. When one man finished another quickly took his place. Just as Father Cassian was getting used to the throbbing pain in his anus the men stopped. One man lay down on the floor and Father Cassian was told to get on top of him and take his dick inside him. Exhausted and humiliated, Cassian had no will left to fight. As soon as he inserted the penis another man came up behind him and began to force his cock into Father Cassian's already filled anus. Again his screams of agony were muffled, this time by a smelly black anus.
For another hour he was violated in this way. When the men were finished with him he couldn't walk and his mouth was filled with dingleberries and ass hairs. Before they all left the leader had some parting words for Father Cassian: "Thanks for that sweet piece of ass, punk. We'll see you again tomorrow. Oh by the way, we all have AIDS." It was going to be a long ten years for Father Cassian.
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« Reply #1421 on: May 14, 2005, 04:51:00 PM »
Ewwww, no ass fucking in the tbitw thread...
The only shit 'round here should be the best shit in the world... :smokin:
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« Reply #1422 on: May 14, 2005, 05:13:00 PM »
im wayyyy to high to read something that long  :smokin:
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« Reply #1423 on: May 14, 2005, 10:57:00 PM »
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On 2005-05-14 14:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"im wayyyy to high to read something that long  :smokin: "


getting high again on TBPITW

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« Reply #1424 on: May 15, 2005, 02:13:00 AM »
get high today...for real


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