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« Reply #630 on: March 15, 2005, 12:27:00 PM »
Ranch dressing is all I have

To cover the cold bacon instead

Orange Juice is cranberry, cause they said so

Pappa and Momma are eatin' english muffins

While I mop the floor with my dress

I mean a rest

Can I pretty please have a cupcake?

Momma, can I please have a cupcake?

I'm french

You don't care

-WHITMORE'S SHINING STAR
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« Reply #631 on: March 15, 2005, 12:34:00 PM »
I was bakin' Mah some eggs one day, when I heard the chicken cry about her life

She told me she was pregnant and that she wasn't a wife

I told her to be quiet about it, and say it was a lie, but Mah found out and cracked at me, the belt hit my lip

nelahw told the students, they thought I was alive

But when Santa Claus came down that year, I sat down and cried

The stocking was filled with condoms, I was called a whore

nelahw is the cause of the rumors and I hope she bakes my eggs someday

Oh, I hope she bakes my eggs someday

-WHITMORE'S SHINING STAR

P.S. I'm going to overdose of drugs.
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« Reply #632 on: March 15, 2005, 12:46:00 PM »
Salad Dressing, Perfect Blessing by Whitmore's Shining Star


Salad Dressing was a perfect blessing when I was in the stable. Clenching my stomach in famished humor, I could use a bowl. A bowl of oatmeal, bowl of General Mills Wheaties, bowl of anything- hot or cold.

Salad Dressing was a perfect blessing when I came home from the lake. I was cold, my legs were a hurtin' and words I was a blurtin'. The sweet, sour, thick, creamy, dream of the bottle came into my mouth with a packaged titled. Paul Newman, Ranch, or Kraft. I don't really care.

My eggs have been baked, my eggs have been fried, now Mamma, I've come to die.

-WHITMORE'S SHINING STAR

P.S. Catie Whalen was my friend.  :cry2:
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« Reply #633 on: March 15, 2005, 12:52:00 PM »
O so whalen was your friend?
anyone else in this frickin forum know her too???
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« Reply #634 on: March 15, 2005, 01:03:00 PM »
I knew Whalen she is a wacko!
She pulled a knife on P.J
She always tried to beat leah up.
and if you pissed her off she would go after you when no one was looking.
she was intimidating
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« Reply #635 on: March 15, 2005, 01:18:00 PM »
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P.S. I'm going to overdose of drugs.


Please don't. I won't lie to you and tell you it gets better. But you do get better at it. Hang in there, ok?  :cry:

In questions of power, then, let no more be heard of confidence in man, but bind him down from mischief by the chains of the Constitution."

--Thomas Jefferson 1798

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« Reply #636 on: March 15, 2005, 02:14:00 PM »
We are to assume Whalen is another ex-student at Whitmore??? So this is just more un-conditional love spuring out towards her? Wonderful, just wonderful.
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« Reply #637 on: March 15, 2005, 02:38:00 PM »
Oh mama oh mama

Why do I cry and complain like a baby?

Where is my cupcake oh please where is my cupcake

While the kids in Jamaica eat old fish and rice all day

My steak at Golden Corral has no sauce

So now I must die




I wrote your next one for you :smile:

~ Chris
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« Reply #638 on: March 15, 2005, 03:02:00 PM »
oh no!  Chris crawled down your throat POET last time.
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« Reply #639 on: March 17, 2005, 08:21:00 AM »
Chris wants his chicken

Chris wants his rice

Chris wants his pancakes all fluff and nice

There is no syrup, Mamma says

There is no syrup, Chris begs

Hungry Jack has given Chris a glimpse at god

Glimpse at god in that scary place

Mamma and Papa hides the batter under their bed

Oh, Chris dares not go there

Oh boy, he won't go there.

-WHITMORE'S SHINING STAR
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« Reply #640 on: March 17, 2005, 12:58:00 PM »
What exactly is this supposed to mean?
~~ chris
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« Reply #641 on: March 17, 2005, 04:16:00 PM »
Chris, are you taking English at college? Maybe you should take this to your English 1301 professor and ask him/her, "What do you think?"
NOT EVERYONE gets a poem dedicated to them. Sort of scary, isn't it? And from one of your Whitmore Alumni it seems.
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« Reply #642 on: March 17, 2005, 09:39:00 PM »
whitmores shining star is pathetic and thats all there is to it. they cry like a baby everytime. just shut the fuck up. chris is right though that this kid is pathetic
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« Reply #643 on: March 17, 2005, 10:15:00 PM »
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"What exactly is this supposed to mean?

~~ chris

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Honestly, I'm really not sure. I think it's sort of an inside joke that I'm not privy to.

None of Nature's landscapes are ugly so long as they are wild.
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« Reply #644 on: March 18, 2005, 09:56:00 PM »
Can always tell when it's one of Whitmore's "finest.".....bad words, bad words.
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