No, no! Seedcakes, you idiot! Seedcakes are best served cold!
Let's just get the word out as far and wide as we can so that, when our grandchildren are teenagers, they won't find themselves living the nightmare for the high crime of disliking the quality of life under whatever conditions our fearless leaders bring about.
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
--Charles Austin Beard