"I have a great fear of posting real life pics, as they have a funny way of finding their way to photoshop where i could really be turned into a fat hoe in too-small-lingere or something."
Hey Bellis, if that was the case, someone taking your pic to their photo shop and turning it into something you're not, it would most likely be an improvement.From what I heard, your picture can't be doctered to look any worse then it already is.