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Offline Froderik

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SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« on: September 12, 2011, 06:42:16 PM »
Many biologic/chemical TERROR weapons share the aroma of human fartgas.
If you find yourself in a confined space (subway,theater,etc.)
and detect such a smell:
Clearly and LOUDLY ask, "DID SOMEBODY FART?".
If NO ONE answers, YOU MUST follow up with a clear,
" OH MY GOD, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK !!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!! "
Thank you for your cooperation.

A message from the misinformed citizen's bureau.
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Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2011, 09:24:57 PM »
Froderik fuck off ya' big hairy cock.
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Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2011, 09:33:24 PM »
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Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2011, 09:35:55 PM »
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Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2011, 11:47:03 PM »
Quote from: "dragonfly"
Froderick,  is that you talking to your self or do you have a follower?

I was speaking to myself because I was drunk.   :rofl:
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Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 06:33:46 AM »
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Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2011, 10:51:56 AM »
Quote from: "dragonfly"
Froderick,  is that you talking to your self or do you have a follower?

No, that certainly wasn't me (I only talk to myself in RL these days.)
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Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2011, 11:46:50 PM »
Quote from: "Froderik"
Many biologic/chemical TERROR weapons share the aroma of human fartgas.
If you find yourself in a confined space (subway,theater,etc.)
and detect such a smell:
Clearly and LOUDLY ask, "DID SOMEBODY FART?".
If NO ONE answers, YOU MUST follow up with a clear,
" OH MY GOD, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK !!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!! "
Thank you for your cooperation.

A message from the misinformed citizen's bureau.
Fuckin LEGENDARY EPIC asshattery of biblical proportion. :rofl:
 :roflmao:
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It\'d be sad if it wernt so funny,It\'d be funny if it wernt so sad

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Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2011, 03:40:39 AM »
seamus I'll give you money if you suck Froderik's cock and balls!
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Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2011, 03:50:39 AM »
i dont want to have to push you out of the way.
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