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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2011, 07:08:17 PM »
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to "Wax My..." Just what we need here, cogent, erudite examination of the issues at hand. (No, not the issues IN your hand, nobody wants to know about them, please be clear about that.) For you, there's professional help on so many streetcorners. Good Luck!
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You may have brought this one on youeself. You know the description of you in the "skimpy" clothes?
Wink,Wink,
Nudge,Nudge.
Say no more,Say no more......
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2011, 12:40:04 AM »
NoneYa.. I suppose I did. See, I said that 'cause I knew you refuse. Any right minded American would. The sight of me in skimpy clothes, waxing a car  is sufficient to sacrifice the car, call in an airstrike. It was a threat, kinda, you know, in a sad, perverted kind of way. But Funny!
J.O.M. (who, tragically, is playing to a tough house, here, I'm gonna go sock back a few)
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2011, 03:21:30 PM »
I prefer to follow Budha.
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2011, 04:26:52 PM »
Umm, Where did Buddha Go? After the Bo tree?  Didn't he die after eating bad food, (in a gesture of compassion) Didn't he specifically state that he was not God?
See the Pali texts. I know that's an obscure reference, but a westerner following Buddha is an obscurantist anyway, so what the Hell, No?  Please, define "Nirvana".
J.O.M
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2011, 10:12:04 PM »
well, i reckon we've strayed quite a ways from the discussion, that being, was jesus real, did he exist? Was he who he said he was? Did he do the things they said he did? if all that is true, then at least some of the bible must be true.  if none of it is true ?...If at least some of the bible is true..............then what? How then, shall we live?
every Culture on earth has a flood story, and there are boulders on the altiplano which could only have gotten there by wave action. when? How? suppose them ol'jews was right? what then?

Experienced interviewers employ a technique called "Alice in Wonderland" Works every time, though it may take some days. First, employ thought-stopping, ie; the introjection of irrelevant topic, sometimes in conjunction with physical contact, such as slaps to the back of the head. ensure that the subject is fatigued and confused, terrorised is best. Continue at irregular interval to seem emotionally concerned with tangential or irrelevant topic.
How Do I know This? there's more to the technique than just this.
See any Similiarity between what I just said and the previous post, the computer details, appropos of nothing?
I wonder who is listening.
J.O.M.
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2011, 10:30:29 PM »
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J.O.M.wrote:
"I wonder who is listening."

We're hangin' on every word Bro.
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2011, 10:59:49 PM »
Religion is good for troubled teens because it gives them a different outlook on life.  They grow emotionally, spiritually and build healthy relationships.  Troubled teens get higher grades when they have faith in Jesus.
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2011, 11:22:54 PM »
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Religion is good for troubled teens because it gives them a different outlook on life.  They grow emotionally, spiritually and build healthy relationships.  Troubled teens get higher grades when they have faith in Jesus.[/quote

Sure. And they will be shunned and beat up by the cool "druggie" kids.
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2011, 11:24:17 PM »
And also the music in the white churches SUX!
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2011, 03:12:04 AM »
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Religion is good for troubled teens because it gives them a different outlook on life.  They grow emotionally, spiritually and build healthy relationships.  Troubled teens get higher grades when they have faith in Jesus.[/quote

Sure. And they will be shunned and beat up by the cool "druggie" kids.

I will pray for you tonight and hope you have a change of heart.  Your lack of faith in Jesus could affect your emotional stabilitry.
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2011, 09:52:16 AM »
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Religion is good for troubled teens because it gives them a different outlook on life.  They grow emotionally, spiritually and build healthy relationships.  Troubled teens get higher grades when they have faith in Jesus.[/quote

Sure. And they will be shunned and beat up by the cool "druggie" kids.

I will pray for you tonight and hope you have a change of heart.  Your lack of faith in Jesus could affect your emotional stabilitry.


Jesus,save me from your followers.
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Re: 10 Reasons to follow Jesus
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2011, 05:39:49 PM »
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