Author Topic: God save me from your followers (Read 6902 times)

shaggys · « **Reply #30 on:** August 31, 2010, 12:44:34 PM »

Not off the top of my head. I used to know that stuff so well. Im glad some of it has faded now to make room for cooler shit. Anyway I will have to google it cause i dont even have a bible here at the store.

Botched Programming · « **Reply #31 on:** August 31, 2010, 12:53:59 PM »

Here you go Frod... check out this link ... http://patrickspensees.wordpress.com/20 ... ke-part-6/

PS... I love the fighting Jesus !!!! :seg:

Froderik · « **Reply #32 on:** August 31, 2010, 12:56:21 PM »

Thanks to both of yous.

shaggys · « **Reply #33 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:02:18 PM »

Matthew 21:12
Mark 11:15
Luke 19:45

When you read these keep in mind that this was written many years after jesus died and written by people who were trying to show him in the best possible light. They didnt want to talk about the "Prince of Peace" actually vandalizing property and assaulting people. So read between the lines of the story and you get a picture of Jesus going ballistic on an ass kicking spree. Hangin that sandled foot up some peoples asses. Again i say, pretty damn cool.

Botched Programming · « **Reply #34 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:06:32 PM »

My buddy J.C. did not put up with no shit.... WWJD..... He would kick ass!!!! :seg:

Anne Bonney · « **Reply #35 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:15:42 PM »

Quote from: "shaggys"

Matthew 21:12
Mark 11:15
Luke 19:45

When you read these keep in mind that this was written many years after jesus died and written by people who were trying to show him in the best possible light. They didnt want to talk about the "Prince of Peace" actually vandalizing property and assaulting people. So read between the lines of the story and you get a picture of Jesus going ballistic on an ass kicking spree. Hangin that sandled foot up some peoples asses. Again i say, pretty damn cool.

Yep....IIRC, all of the gospels were written at least 70 years after his death.

Botched Programming · « **Reply #36 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:22:21 PM »

Just imagine what he would do to the step cults if he heard your higher power can be a rock or a door knob..... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

none-ya · « **Reply #37 on:** September 07, 2010, 01:19:10 PM »

Quote from: "none-ya"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk&NR=1

bump

Botched Programming · « **Reply #38 on:** September 07, 2010, 03:19:50 PM »

Quote from: "none-ya"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk&NR=1

Dude I watched that video and that place is wack.... Glad I was never subjected to that shit....

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