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Considering sending your kids away? Send yourself here!
« on: April 25, 2010, 02:41:11 AM »
http://www.abcocooning.com/index.php

Now, we know what the problem is. You don't want to deal with your kids anymore. But why try to solve it by sending them away? You won't have to if you enroll yourself for a couple of years in this instead. The price is somewhat higher, but as a long-term customer I'm sure you can bargain them down to something around 500 American dollars a day, only slightly more than most programs. And let's face it, if you didn't have lots of money to throw away on incredibly disturbing shit, you wouldn't be considering a program to begin with.

So sign up now and get the treatment you really want. Tell your insurance it's therapy- if they're dumb enough to pay for a program, they'll buy it.

As an added bonus, the people running this outfit have many times less chance of killing you than programs have of killing your kids (but if they did, I'd never stop laughing, and you'd get an honorable mention in the Pile for sure).
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