Don't choose a country where
your spies have abducted others from the streets. You might be convicted for a crime as revenge.
If your family comes visiting you,
please let them dress as nuns so they don't offend people.
Don't leave any DNA in the house you live in. Not even if you have been staying there for months. If you leave DNA in your house you are guilty of every crime committed in that house.
On all your photos on your Facebook / Myspace space you must also dress as a nun.
If you do all these things the jury members would properly
not wear sashes indicating that they do hand down a verdict in the case as an act of revenge of behalf of their country.