suck it. i have nothing to hide. I'm not a pedophile, and any investigator who looks into me for ten seconds would know that. I may have a very dark sense of humor, that is true. but so does Quentin Tarantino, Carlos Mencia, Chris Rock, Marylyn manson, and tommy chong. All of those people told jokes, directed movies, and played characters that depicted people doing illegal things, soliciting illegal activity, and acting like immoral jackasses. If you saw a movie, or saw a show where a person was soliciting someone for something illegal, you wouldn't report it, would you? if you saw a movie that had hate speech among other illegal acts (maybe someone screams "fire!" during the movie), that wouldnt be illegal now would it? you've seen borat, right? this thing is a play on what would be for example maybe borat's cousin. If sacha baron cohen, as a skit, solicited child porn, would he get in trouble? NO. He had a "running of the jew" and a gay almost-sex scene, along with a number of other highly inflammatory things in his movie...no one raised their gavels. What happened here is not illegal, it was comedy not solicitation. I hate pedophiles as much as anyone else, and i despise the russian mafia along with pretty much every other criminal organization known to man. Hence the fuckin joke - to ILLUSTRATE THE DEPRAVITY OF RUSSIAN CRIMINAL-TYPES IN A HUMOROUS AND PARTLY FICTIONAL WAY.
If you can remember, the final post by my alter-ego Piniskin Included "I= ::fullofshit:: ". thats smiley for "I am full of shit"
I invite any FBI or similar agent to take come take a look at my hard drive. not an inkling of suspicion of any wrongdoing will arise. No kiddie porn here. I like milfs - i'm subscribed to brazzers. I should probably hide my two grams of weed though, as if the FBI will actually try to charge me for that after I threaten to sue them for harassment.
I used a fake name, and claimed I'm a russian criminal at the Ukrainian embassy in LA. I am most definitely around 2000 miles away from LA. How is it solicitation if there's only a fake name and non desrcript address? For solicitation you need to provide some form of contact information, is that provided? NO. i'm not even sure there is a ukrainian embassy in LA. I dont own a private jet, I've never been to russia, I dont know any russians, and the only russian word i know is Blaht, which is apparently used like "fuck", but means something else...
are you pooping this party because your jealous you're not getting a political position in Voronezh? (HA HA, it's a joke, get it?)
I'm not defending myself against the FBI or whomever might look around this board after hearing about my "piniskin" post. I have no need to, I'm comfident that they will see the attempted humor in it and not interpret it as solicitation. It just peeves me that people have to poop parties and be mr. moral police when they dont take their time to actually read through the text and between the lines. It annoys me that people are so ignorant as to not see humor in things like that. So here i am, wasting my time defending my fuckin deranged sense of humor that everyone else seems to think is funny in person and within context.
and btw, who the hell is stack? i'm not stack, whoever he is....
I used to be a productive member of fornits untill important things like college took over my time, and CHE/psy took over the boards. I also kinda dont give a shit about programs anymore. I just come here to crash the board with my trolling now and then when i'm bored.