Reply 1
You are a troll! I am better than you because I am not a troll. I know you are a troll and that you are trolling for a response, and me giving you exactly what you seek does not imply that I am playing into your hand just as you want.
Reply 2
I am offended by your post. Even though my response will bump your offensive post and result in more people seeing the offensive post I felt compelled to tell you what a bad person you are. Shame on you and your offensive post! I am better than you.
Reply 3
You are wrong. I am right. I am better than you.
