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Offline Anonymous

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Libby's Song
« on: July 13, 2009, 04:36:43 AM »
Ok.

Here is a new brand seed song, and I'd like you all to sing along. It was personally sanctioned by old fart barker himself. (After a bit of coercion if you know what I mean.)

Remember, the old Libbies Canned Vegetable commercial tune? It's that tune!

   If it says, Libbies, Libbies, Libbies on the label, label, label.
   You will like it, like it, like it on the table, table, table.
   If it's Libbies, Libbies, Libbies on the label, label, label.

Here is the brand new, newly released version for all us program survivors.

Are ya ready. (Arms up and flailin'.)

   Is that libby, libby, libby.
   Under the table, table, table.
   Suckin' her adopted father's stump.
   How disgraceful, scraceful, scraceful.
   Yes, Its libby, libby, libby under the table, table, table.

Now here's the non-censored version

   I saw libby, libby, libby.
   Under the table, table, table.
   With her tongue all the way shoved up
   barker's hemoroided bloody a-hole
   Oh, libby, libby, libby you are disgraceful, scraceful, scraceful.

And my all time personal favorite remix.

   I tied libby, libby, libby.
   Bent over on a table, table, table.
   And stuck a crowbar so far up her ass
   It left her permanently disabled.
   And I would not take it out until she ate the fucking table.

When I sang that to libby. She replied.

"But we're saving kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddds!!!"

I said.

Debby Del Bueno.
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Re: Libby's Song
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 07:38:32 AM »
You are sick & worse than anyone ever was at the Seed.
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Re: Libby's Song
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 09:10:13 AM »
Perhaps what is depicted (seed-seed songs-rage-rage song) indicates causation?
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Re: Libby's Song
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 10:40:13 AM »
Celebrate Celebrate, Dance to Jacks music. I LOVE IT. I am singing it now. Reap what you sow.
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Re: Libby's Song
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 12:45:00 PM »
Bravo, well written, very classy.

We needed a new song and now I cannot get this one out of my brain.

Lybbie, you had your chance to openly apologise in this forum and you choose not to.

Now its Lybbi, Lybi , Lyb , in the stable , stable, stable
You will like her, like her , like her
Hog tied, in a stinky rug, with no cable, cable , cable

Piss off you old shoe, your font gives you away as the "guest" troll

Now sign here...... and admit what you've done :deal:
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Re: Libby's Song
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 01:04:46 PM »
forget this mindless crap! whoever you are! the seed and phenomena like it are very serious business! any one know anything about the involvement of the dade county school board, "maximum Morphonius", the effort to target the children of the prominent in populous counties, the senate hearings, the lease for a dollar a year  of tropical park, the wholesale theft of inmates belongings, the background of the 'staff', the co-ercion of the parents ( your childs life is in danger)... I for one had smoked rope, but many had not.. why were they targeted? C'mon folks this is very serious business, don't descend into mere obscenity people know stuff, lives were destroyed.. let's find answers, let's seeek justice!   POST HERE NOW IF YOU ARE AN ADULT
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Re: Libby's Song
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 01:09:04 PM »
Quote from: "Guest"
You are sick & worse than anyone ever was at the Seed.

Guest, post your name, is it spelled "Lybbie"

Woof
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Re: Libby's Song
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 08:04:51 PM »
woof woof, lol, its more fun her not posting her name, libby libby libby on the table table table sucking sucking sucking, but Farts not able able able, tooooo funny, but oh so true, lol,   Reap what you sow you old hag, woof woof
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Re: Libby's Song
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2009, 01:55:21 PM »
good eye dear.
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