If the who got laid, would he stop burning the candle at both ends trolling Fornits?
That's it!
Fuck the who!
What unfortunate soul will don the white linen of the martyr and play naked Twister with Mr. Micro-Penis? Luckily the who isn't hard to please. Most of the time he isn't hard. Male or female, human or non, all fair game to our boy as long as someone pees on him in the end.
Chinga tu madre, culito.