Court convenes THE HONORABLE JUDGE CHICKEN PRESIDNG....Please rise.
Judge Chicken: Okay, I trust ya'll enjoyed the fried chicken. I sure did. Now to matters at hand. I know this is an unusual case,being that there are so many Federal agencies after your ass.. Mr. Spongecake. Mr. Spongecake??? Where is Mr. Spongecake?
Federal prosecutor: I don't see him your Honor.
Defendants Attorney: Your Honor, the defendant is temporarily disposed, he is refreshing his make-up.
Judge Chicken: I see, well, I could have stayed longer and had more of Aunt Jo Jo's fried chicken.
..Judge puts head down, along with prosecutor...
Defendants attorney: Mr. Spongecake is in the courtroom, your Honor.
Judge Chicken: Where? I don't see him? Mr. Spongecake, please rise. I said , please stand!
Spongecake: I am standing your Honor! and frankly, with all this shit coming down on me, I don't have a leg to stand on...I am really stumped your Honor.
Judge Chicken: Order! Advise your client that I will hold the jackass in contempt, especially if he does not hand over his nail tech. Okay now let us resume with a little dignity. We have another Federal prosecutor Federal prosecutor? Who the hell are you?
Federal prosecutor #2: I represent the IRS your honor.
Judge Chicken: Oh, forgive me, as I stated before, I did state this before, didn't I? There are so many Feds here, it is like a damn bakery. What number are you?
Federal prosecutor#2: #2 your Honor.
Judge Chicken: lucky you...you can sit in it with Spongecake.
Okay where did we leave off in this case? I know the other prosecutor this morning left off with some Church Fund that just plain disappeared...Poof.
Federal prosecutor#2: Your Honor, we, too, left off with the Church Fund. The IRS has many concerns, but may we start with this one?
Judge Chicken: By all means, and just to let ya'll know, I have pretty much made up my mind, especially where this is going, but if ya'll want to chat about it...
and we cut at 4:00 'cause I have this free bar dinner and I never miss them. I hear Ms. Jo Jo is cater'in.
Federal prosecutor: Your Honor, it is almost 4:00.
Defendants attorney: Your Honor, we object and at this time wish to file a motion for change of venue to Atlantis where we have more clout. Or your Honor could step down.
Federal Prosecutor#2: THE COUNTRY OBJECTS... to Atlantis.
Judge Chicken: I will take your motion into consideration..DENIED.We will adjourn until 1PM tomorrow, because I have the other Feds that would like another whack at youin the AM Mr. Spongecake. And, I am advising you to not do anymore pleading for that Church that ran away. IF you wish to raise money to find it,don't, call a CPA instead.
Prosecutor #2: Your Honor, The Church Fund??
Judge Chicken: Like I said ,"I pretty much made up my mind", it is arrivederci, baby. You understand that Mr. Spongebobcake, don't you?
Defendants: It's Spongecake, your Honor.
Judge Chicken: The prosecutor will prepare to finish up with the any proof of where the Church went and move on to the tax invasion,er, evasion and tax fraud.
Is that right?
..all rise..