10 Things Your Private School Won't Tell You, FoxNews1) "We're not as exclusive as you think."
2) "Okay, we have money problems. What startup doesn't?"
3) "Don't expect much guidance from our guidance counselors."
4) "Sure, we've had students get into Yale — just not lately."
5) "Your kid will get abused."
6) "Our credentials are bogus."
7) "Beware of our boards. They can be pretty pushy."

"Our 'tough love' methods are, well, tough."
9) "Our extracurriculars are extra-imaginary."
10) "That five-figure tuition check won't cut it, folks."
Interesting!