The other day my Special Lady Friend and I were looking at a video filmed at All About Receiving Cash's sister program, Purely For Cash, also known as Kids Harming Kids. The video showed the prisoners sitting in group and shaking their limbs in the Newtonian tradition of motivating. SLF remarked on the difference in form that motivating took at AARC.
I found it pathetically amusing, as I have heard from many ardent AARColytes that AARC is not a religious institution.
SLF recounted an episode in group in which Dave Oldcomer had the Unfortunates bury their heads in their hands while listening to Joan Osborne ponder "What if God Was One of Us". This is part of AARC's highly advanced scientific approach to the treatment of the wide array of psychological disorders treated by professionals such as Dave Oldcomer and Andy "the Ripper" Evans.
After listening to the song, the Unfortunates were asked to explain the song. Oldcomer, displaying the special innate wisdom so common among the quack staff at AARC, replied that the Unfortunates were all wrong. It was a trick question, and the brilliant clinician Oldcomer imparted the secret that if God was one of us he wouldn't be God.
Truly, a break-through moment in medical science.
