And if anybody has pictures of Mel Wasserman, please send em to me.
Wow... You know what? I don't ever remember seeing pics of mel on the spring lodge walls or in the main house or anything at RMA. Normally founder pics are all over the place at these types of places... and his appearances at the school always had the air of a visiting celebrity. Seriously, Mr. Snuffleuppagus had more face time than he did.
Clever bastard.
Well, if someone knows where his mausoleum is, just dig his fat ass up, and the reference won't even need to be exaggerated.

That would be a wonderfully absurd reason for me to just call Stacy up. Hey, Stacy, remember me? Yeah, do you have any good photos of your dad? I know someone who wants to make him into a zombie for a 3d game.