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Ursus:
MARKETING 101:


* Simplify description of your product into 1-3 concrete statements which are easy for consumers to remember.
* Equate your product with universal values that everyone shares.
* Claim that you are reputed to be "the best," even if your word is the only source for said accolade.
* Repeat product name and the name of your company at least 4x throughout advertisement.
* Recruit positive testimonials. Bribe, shame, or coerce if you need to.
* Never admit mistakes. Always shift the blame to the dissatisfied consumer.
* Persevere with the above regardless of outcome. He who lasts, achieves credibility by virtue of existence alone.
* After a few years, add "expert" to your list of self-descriptives, regardless of actual abilities or expertise.
The following from the StrugglingTeens site:

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Hyde Schools
Bath, ME

Malcolm Gauld On Parenting As Manager

Contact:
Rose Mulligan
Marketing &Media Outreach
207-443-7379
rrmulli@yahoo.com. Also visit http://www.hyde.edu.

Copyright © 2007, Woodbury Reports, Inc.

dishdutyfugitive:
Above all

bury your wood


where

no lawn would find it offensive

Anonymous:
I wanna bury my wood into laura gauld

Anonymous:

--- Quote from: "cocka plane" ---I wanna bury my wood into laura gauld
--- End quote ---

  She might like that.  I here Mal is not taking care of the biggest job.

Anonymous:
"Admitting to our limitations and errors as parents allows us to liberate ourselves from a societal pressure of perfection," says Laura. "We free ourselves up and in the process, inspire our children through the example of our humanity."

admitting to errors, humanity?

The day Hyde School follows their own honor code will be a cold day in hell.

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