Do NOT do any of the following things. It would be WRONG to do them, and possibly bring some fucked-up complications into your life:
THINGS WE MUST NEVER DO
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"DON'T walk up to Virgil as he's walking up the courthouse steps,
say "Remember me, asshole?" and shoot him several times with a .45
DON'T break into the homes of former Straight, Inc. executives, bind
them with hemp fiber, and spray them with pepper spray before
igniting the whole place.
DON'T kidnap some lame-ass ex-Catholic priest who still works in the
drug-treatment industry, dose him with 500+ mcgs of LSD, and subject
him to a confrontation "marathon" where his fingernails are removed
with rusty pliers.
DON'T castrate some fucked up ex-Group Staff Supervisor, using a
rusty razorblade and no anaesthetic, leaving him to wallow in pain
and shock as you repeatedly kick him in the head.
DON'T spray lighter fluid all over an ex-Straight, Inc. Executive who
has started her own spin-off program, light it, and say "Tell me
about your feelings, bitch!" as you do multiple shots of 151,
spitting out every other one on her.
DON'T use a Taser on an ex-Executive Staff member who now works as an
educator right before you cover his head with a sack containing rabid
weasels."
(This post is intended for humor purposes only and does not reflect
the views of this website or any of its members.)