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I've tattooed "not your nigger" on my forehead, and "fuck you" on the outside of my hand for a proper salute!
Get off my fucking back, just leave me the fuck alone!
You've mistaken me for someone who gives a shit!
Don't try to tell me what to do!
Fuck with me and I'll fuck with you!
Don't try to give me orders -- for people like me there's no order!
I won't pretend to give a fuck, you've been warned!