I'll have to visit my contagion of false personalities on Fornits.
I would put my amazing ability to mimic a huge range of writing styles to good use by writing a novel, but, sadly, I lack intellectual depth.
Still, I can exercise my talents by being a supertroll. Penetrate various databases containing intimate biographies and personal information. Become a moderator and extract the exact data I need. Win people's trust and then violate it.
Yes, I will make them entrust me with their most intimate life stories and personal information and then violate them. And just when they thought they were free of the programs.
I can do it because I am so much smarter than them. I am a great genius. I am supertroll.
I take on new personalities daily to stay alive. I am perpetually reborn from the flames. Like the salamander.
If they ever catch on, I'll revisit them in hundreds of new incarnations.