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« on: November 09, 2007, 03:38:28 PM »
Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.
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Re: Insert the pole
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2007, 03:45:19 PM »
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Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.


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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2007, 03:47:47 PM »
Less Mike, more carrion eaters.

Oh, wait. :D
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Re: Insert the pole
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2007, 03:53:06 PM »
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Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.


  Didn't we share a dorm room at hyde?  What dorm were you in?  You remind me so much of my roomie!
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2007, 03:57:52 PM »
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Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.
Didn't we share a dorm room at hyde?  What dorm were you in?  You remind me so much of my roomie!

the Outhouse.  them were the days!
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2007, 04:01:52 PM »
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Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.
Didn't we share a dorm room at hyde?  What dorm were you in?  You remind me so much of my roomie!
the Outhouse.  them were the days!


No shit. When were you there?
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2007, 04:03:08 PM »
ooooppppsie! i prolly should do pushups agin.
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2007, 04:15:01 PM »
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ooooppppsie! i prolly should do pushups agin.


 No I think wind sprints up Bath St until you puke.  You need some arobic exercise to get more oxygen into your brain.
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2007, 04:22:34 PM »
is that how you spell it? let me do some more pushups
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2007, 04:55:38 PM »
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Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.
Another Fornits moderator. Let the buyer beware.

"buyer"? are u trying to buy me? not on YOUR salary you dont.  i have charater
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2007, 05:09:45 PM »
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Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.
Another Fornits moderator. Let the buyer beware.
"buyer"? are u trying to buy me? not on YOUR salary you dont.  i have charater


Hey! We're getting responses from Fornits high command.
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2007, 05:12:42 PM »
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Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.

Careful now, kids, those vultures might get DRUNK.  Old Sumnah was embalming himself before his time.
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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2007, 05:17:09 PM »
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Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.
Careful now, kids, those vultures might get DRUNK.  Old Sumnah was embalming himself before his time.


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Re: Insert the pole
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2007, 05:17:23 PM »
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Stick it up the ass of the liquefying remains of Sumner Hawley's corpse, and hoist his sexually-abusing carcass eight feet in the air to be consumed by flies and vultures.
Careful now, kids, those vultures might get DRUNK.  Old Sumnah was embalming himself before his time.


That made absolutely no sense, Ursus. Is jibbering a symptom of paranoid schizophrenia?
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