Well, well, well. The man claims Maine, but alleged to have attended Woodstock when last he graced these pages with his tender phrases!!! At the time, he was doing some extracurricular work for the admissions office, literally. Yup, folks, posting in fornits was part of his job!
Whassamatter, Billy? You so starved for some extra attention that you're coming 'round again? Or is this some special favor for 'Miss Laura?' We know you harbor something deep and special there, something that I am sure none of us could possibly understand.
I feel bad for you, bro. You need to pull your head out of your butt 'fore you suffocate.