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« on: October 02, 2007, 10:02:16 AM »
I had this dream last night.  I am sitting in the mansion in a chair.  Joe is sitting across the room staring at me.  I notice a three panel door.  The veneer on the three panel door is bubbled and cracked.  I got up to look at the door.  This door is a side door into the head of schools office.  As I am examining the door Joe comes over and says "hey what are you doing?"
"I am looking at this door.  It should be replaced.  Perhaps we could go to an architectural salvage place and get a replacement door."  "Look at this" says Joe as he peels away the veneer to revel a sheet of glass underneath.  He flicks the glass with his finger and little chards of glass fly off as he does.  "We can never replace this door" says Joe.  "We have to remove it. "  Joe and I remove the door.  As we do the interior of the mansion intensifies in beauty.  We sit back down.  Joe gazes at me approvingly and I feel a sense of accomplishment.    

  Karl
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Re: Dreams with Joe
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2007, 10:49:27 AM »
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I had this dream last night.  I am sitting in the mansion in a chair.  Joe is sitting across the room staring at me.  I notice a three panel door.  The veneer on the three panel door is bubbled and cracked.  I got up to look at the door.  This door is a side door into the head of schools office.  As I am examining the door Joe comes over and says "hey what are you doing?"
"I am looking at this door.  It should be replaced.  Perhaps we could go to an architectural salvage place and get a replacement door."  "Look at this" says Joe as he peels away the veneer to revel a sheet of glass underneath.  He flicks the glass with his finger and little chards of glass fly off as he does.  "We can never replace this door" says Joe.  "We have to remove it. "  Joe and I remove the door.  As we do the interior of the mansion intensifies in beauty.  We sit back down.  Joe gazes at me approvingly and I feel a sense of accomplishment.    

  Karl


Damn me for being a modern, but you are clearly dreaming of having passive anal intercourse with Joe.
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Re: Dreams with Joe
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2007, 11:12:21 AM »
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I had this dream last night.  I am sitting in the mansion in a chair.  Joe is sitting across the room staring at me.  I notice a three panel door.  The veneer on the three panel door is bubbled and cracked.  I got up to look at the door.  This door is a side door into the head of schools office.  As I am examining the door Joe comes over and says "hey what are you doing?"
"I am looking at this door.  It should be replaced.  Perhaps we could go to an architectural salvage place and get a replacement door."  "Look at this" says Joe as he peels away the veneer to revel a sheet of glass underneath.  He flicks the glass with his finger and little chards of glass fly off as he does.  "We can never replace this door" says Joe.  "We have to remove it. "  Joe and I remove the door.  As we do the interior of the mansion intensifies in beauty.  We sit back down.  Joe gazes at me approvingly and I feel a sense of accomplishment.    

  Karl

Damn me for being a modern, but you are clearly dreaming of having passive anal intercourse with Joe.


  I tend to doubt the anal since I don't even do anal with females and I am devoutly heterosexual.  I don't want to sound like one of those guys that is too butch to play with boys because I have and I couldn't get off on it at all. Maybe I could cum for a CD or TS but I have been in a committed monogamist relationship for a long time and I am not going to experiment to find out.
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Re: Dreams with Joe
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2007, 11:18:02 AM »
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I tend to doubt the anal since I don't even do anal with females and I am devoutly heterosexual.  I don't want to sound like one of those guys that is too butch to play with boys because I have and I couldn't get off on it at all. Maybe I could cum for a CD or TS but I have been in a committed monogamist relationship for a long time and I am not going to experiment to find out.


Dreams reveal our deepest subconscious desires.
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Re: Dreams with Joe
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2007, 11:30:18 AM »
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I tend to doubt the anal since I don't even do anal with females and I am devoutly heterosexual.  I don't want to sound like one of those guys that is too butch to play with boys because I have and I couldn't get off on it at all. Maybe I could cum for a CD or TS but I have been in a committed monogamist relationship for a long time and I am not going to experiment to find out.

Dreams reveal our deepest subconscious desires.


  I buy that.   How do you get from door repair to "Joe make me your man bitch?"
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2007, 11:45:56 AM »
The all-important three-panel door:

Two common occurrences of a single entity that can be split into three immediately came to mind before I was even three sentences in...

  • Me, Myself, and I; perhaps more appropriately termed the Id, the Ego, and the Super Ego.
  • God:  namely the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost (as per a Christian interpretation).
I think we are most likely talking about both of these examples; dreams often use symbols for a multitude of uses, even within the same dream...

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By any accepted definition what Joe Gauld and the Hyde School program engage in is called family therapy.
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He has his experience of "53 years as a teacher". That's all the credentials he needs in order for people to take his views taken as literal truth, not to be questioned. Even the most fervent religious preachers lay claim to the authority of the Bible or state that God has spoken to them in divine revelation! In Joe Gauld's world, HE is divine revelation. He is God. And as we all know that questioning God's word is blasphemy, punishable by trial before the "Spanish Inquisition" or excommunication. Joe Gauld uses the bully pulpit of Hyde School as his platform to prostalitize his views as a self proclaimed expert on every conceivable subject from adolescent development, family values, and the state of moral decay in the United States.
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This door is a side door into the head of schools office.

A door... can symbolize a means of entry, also a barrier, rendering the interior as closed off, not accessible for viewing... Perhaps this being a side door, it is a quick, less than ceremonial entry into the inner workings of the founder's mind.  

It has a crumbling veneer, a facade that at one time indicated to the casual observer a polish and ostentation far beyond the actual quality of the wood used to construct its structural bones.  With time, this veneer has faded, lifted, bubbled...  This you study, noting the decay.

You want to replace the door, restore the old order with a new one befitting this private entry into this office of high distinction.  Joe's interest has been piqued, he comes over to look... he picks at the veneer, peels some off, revealing glass underneath... now the door reveals an original inherent transparency?  Or an original window of opportunity?  

Joe flicks at the glass, pieces fall off.  The windows, the transparency are decrepit and broken.  The door can not be salvaged and must be removed.  You and Joe remove the door.

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Surfer Mouse's original post, from whence two of the quotes above were taken, can be found HERE.
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Re: Dreams with Joe
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2007, 11:49:28 AM »
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I tend to doubt the anal since I don't even do anal with females and I am devoutly heterosexual.  I don't want to sound like one of those guys that is too butch to play with boys because I have and I couldn't get off on it at all. Maybe I could cum for a CD or TS but I have been in a committed monogamist relationship for a long time and I am not going to experiment to find out.

Dreams reveal our deepest subconscious desires.

I buy that.   How do you get from door repair to "Joe make me your man bitch?"


Like the door to the headmaster's office, you want only Joe to enter you. You and Joe "finger" the "cracked" door. Like the removal of the door, you are broken and entered. The damaged glass is irreparable, the door is irreplaceable, your virginity is lost. Postcoital satisfaction.
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2007, 11:59:47 AM »
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Like the door to the headmaster's office, you want only Joe to enter you. You and Joe "finger" the "cracked" door. Like the removal of the door, you are broken and entered. The damaged glass is irreparable, the door is irreplaceable, your virginity is lost. Postcoital satisfaction.


Sorry, but this sounds like it reveals more about you - who posts such ridiculous shit, than about that dream...........
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2007, 12:04:07 PM »
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Like the door to the headmaster's office, you want only Joe to enter you. You and Joe "finger" the "cracked" door. Like the removal of the door, you are broken and entered. The damaged glass is irreparable, the door is irreplaceable, your virginity is lost. Postcoital satisfaction.

Sorry, but this sounds like it reveals more about you - who posts such ridiculous shit, than about that dream...........


Stage 2: Denial.
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2007, 12:17:41 PM »
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Like the door to the headmaster's office, you want only Joe to enter you. You and Joe "finger" the "cracked" door. Like the removal of the door, you are broken and entered. The damaged glass is irreparable, the door is irreplaceable, your virginity is lost. Postcoital satisfaction.

Sorry, but this sounds like it reveals more about you - who posts such ridiculous shit, than about that dream...........

Stage 2: Denial.



   Sorry, I did not write that.  But the analysis does reveal something about you.   I am not sure that there is something sexual in it, could be.  I think perhaps a desire to submit to Joe as a father figure, demonstrate my ablity , prove my worthiness  and gain his approval.  Honestly I don't even find his daughters very attractive.

Karl Jung
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2007, 12:27:00 PM »
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Like the door to the headmaster's office, you want only Joe to enter you. You and Joe "finger" the "cracked" door. Like the removal of the door, you are broken and entered. The damaged glass is irreparable, the door is irreplaceable, your virginity is lost. Postcoital satisfaction.

Sorry, but this sounds like it reveals more about you - who posts such ridiculous shit, than about that dream...........

Stage 2: Denial.


Sorry, I did not write that.  But the analysis does reveal something about you.   I am not sure that there is something sexual in it, could be.  I think perhaps a desire to submit to Joe as a father figure, demonstrate my ablity , prove my worthiness  and gain his approval.  Honestly I don't even find his daughters very attractive.

Karl Jung


No need to apologize for the incivility of others. I find your nonsexual interpretation compelling, coupled with the idea of getting fucked over ... in a metaphorical sense of course.
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2007, 01:06:12 PM »
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Like the door to the headmaster's office, you want only Joe to enter you. You and Joe "finger" the "cracked" door. Like the removal of the door, you are broken and entered. The damaged glass is irreparable, the door is irreplaceable, your virginity is lost. Postcoital satisfaction.

Sorry, but this sounds like it reveals more about you - who posts such ridiculous shit, than about that dream...........

Stage 2: Denial.


Sorry, I did not write that.  But the analysis does reveal something about you.   I am not sure that there is something sexual in it, could be.  I think perhaps a desire to submit to Joe as a father figure, demonstrate my ablity , prove my worthiness  and gain his approval.  Honestly I don't even find his daughters very attractive.

Karl Jung

No need to apologize for the incivility of others. I find your nonsexual interpretation compelling, coupled with the idea of getting fucked over ... in a metaphorical sense of course.


  It does make sense. Damn! I thought I was free.  Perhaps Joe is just a figure that represents Male/Father authority and this has nothing to do with Hyde.

Karl
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2007, 01:16:07 PM »
BTW

  I was reading something where a fellow used the phrase "anal bleaching"  I thought this was perhaps a OCD housewife behaviour but alas no.  It is sad to think that this is what the greatest empire in history has succumb to.



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"Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?" I received this question from a female reader of my Anal Advisor column in Taboo, and believe it or not, she's not the only one pining for a pinker pucker. I've gotten letters from dozens of people asking how to make their buttholes better looking. Until recently, I couldn't give them much help, because based on my research, no product or procedure existed to lighten that place, which spends a lot of time in the dark. Then, this year, an episode of Dr. 90210 on E! featured porn star Tabitha Stevens visiting a salon in the San Fernando Valley to get her asshole bleached. I was flooded with e-mails alerting me to this cosmetic procedure's television debut. One came from Crappers Quarterly (crappersquarterly.com), a website dedicated to "public toilet reviews around the world," whose anonymous reporter investigated the treatment and interviewed someone from the salon over the phone. I was curious to see for myself just what this, the equivalent of BriteSmile for bungholes, was all about. So I made my own appointment for an anal bleaching at Pink Cheeks.

Pink Cheeks is a Sherman Oaks salon that specializes in all types of body waxing; in fact, it offers seven different pussy-waxing options, from the Brazilian bikini wax to the Playboy (bikini line, labia, and butt crack waxed with a thick or thin V of hair left on top). It is also the place that has pioneered the ass-whitening procedure and was featured in the E! segment. After waiting an hour (apparently there were a lot of parts to be defurred and/or bleached that day), I was directed to a small room with a massage table covered in a blanket and that sheet of thin paper that shields doctors' exam tables. A hand-painted pink wooden sign hanging on the wall read, "NO WHINING."

A few minutes later, I was greeted by Pink Cheeks owner Cindy Esser-Thorin, a cheery woman who floated into the room and peppered our discussion of backdoor beauty regimens with "honey" and "sweetheart." "Ask me why the butthole is dark to begin with," she suggested. I obliged, and she proceeded to tell me about genetics, pigmentation, and when a zygote splits to form an embryo. OK, so you've done some homework on the subject, I thought to myself.

She told me that she would wax the anus first, then apply Pink Cheeks Amazing Anal Bleaching Cream, a product the salon developed, to the area. I scanned the label: The active ingredient is hydroquinone (4 percent), a substance used to lighten dark skin, commonly found in products used by African Americans to even out skin tone. "We just tried it on some buttholes and realized it worked," said Esser-Thorin.

After the procedure, she explained, she would send me home with the jar of cream, a brush, and instructions: Use it each night until you achieve the desired lightness. You should see results in one to two weeks. If you experience burning, tenderness, or discomfort, decrease applications to every other day or stop altogether. She handed me a sheet with "before" and "after" photos and noted, "This girl's butthole was so white in the 'after' shot, the flash bounced off it!" When she looked ready to spread beeswax back there and get going, I revealed that I'm a writer and just wanted information for a column. "So we're not going to actually do it?" she asked, looking a little disappointed. You know I'll usually try anything once, but the truth is I really like the way my ass looks as it is.

As far as Esser-Thorin knows, there is no one else in the U.S. offering this service, which costs $75 (according to Crappers Quarterly, an Australian salon called the Bees' Knees offers a similar procedure). She estimates that in the less than four months since Pink Cheeks has made it available, she has lightened the brown eyes of about 170 customers, including visitors to the salon and those who've ordered the product over the phone (818-906-8225). "We've gotten a lot of orders from Texas," she says. "We've been bleaching lots of Texan winkers." Notably, about one-third of requests come from men, and she said it has become very popular among gay guys. After our session, she hugged me. I've never been hugged before by a person I could have paid to remove the hair from my genital region. I got the feeling she hugs a lot.

We bleach our teeth and the hair on our heads and bodies, so why not lighten up wherever else we want? Well, when it comes to our privates, the personal parts are very much political. Vaginal cosmetic surgery—in which plastic surgeons trim and reshape the labia and make them symmetrical—supports the notion that there is such a thing as a normal- or typical-looking pussy. Likewise, anal bleaching is based on the idea that there is one perfect shade of ass. If you've seen as many cunts and rumps as I have, you know that this is false. Every person's nether regions have their own unique look (and personality, for that matter). I'm not interested in all of us having identical coochies! Plus, the butthole has gotten a bum rap to begin with, being characterized as dirty, private, asexual, and taboo. Now it needs a makeover too?

I support people modifying their bodies in whatever ways they wish in order to feel better about themselves, but I'm wary of putting chemicals into the hands of folks, especially women, who have body confidence issues that bleach cannot fix. Coming to terms with your negative feelings about your butt and learning to accept and love your body as it is could be a lot less expensive and uncomfortable. In the end, that seems like a rosier option. But who I am to judge? If it's not dangerous and it gets you more dates or more videos (for adult performers), then it may be no different than coloring your hair or getting dental veneers. This I know for sure: The pinkest, happiest buttholes I've ever seen are those that have been stroked, licked, and fucked till they couldn't help but blush with contentment (lots of blood rushing to the area helped too). And each one looked perfect to me.

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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2007, 01:25:41 PM »
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Like the door to the headmaster's office, you want only Joe to enter you. You and Joe "finger" the "cracked" door. Like the removal of the door, you are broken and entered. The damaged glass is irreparable, the door is irreplaceable, your virginity is lost. Postcoital satisfaction.

Sorry, but this sounds like it reveals more about you - who posts such ridiculous shit, than about that dream...........

Stage 2: Denial.


Sorry, I did not write that.  But the analysis does reveal something about you.   I am not sure that there is something sexual in it, could be.  I think perhaps a desire to submit to Joe as a father figure, demonstrate my ablity , prove my worthiness  and gain his approval.  Honestly I don't even find his daughters very attractive.

Karl Jung

No need to apologize for the incivility of others. I find your nonsexual interpretation compelling, coupled with the idea of getting fucked over ... in a metaphorical sense of course.

  It does make sense. Damn! I thought I was free.  Perhaps Joe is just a figure that represents Male/Father authority and this has nothing to do with Hyde.

Karl


Bet on the truth, Karl. It will set you free.
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2007, 03:57:39 PM »
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Bet on the truth, Karl. It will set you free.


  Thanks.  This has saved me a trip to the therapist.  "When in doubt bet on the truth."    

Karl
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