Imagine Kruglik in office. He would be dictating from a totem pole with his hand gestures.
*You-suh will follow the way of the Indian mongoloid*
*Me-suh will create new tax where as all citizens must donate used little boys under pants for tee-pee construction*
*You-suh would have mandatary law where as you-suh shall great everyone you come in contact with a hi-yuh-yuh*
But I think Kruglik dictating from a totem pole would be a hard task for him. For one he would be up higher then everyone else and would have to look down on everyone resulting in making eye contact with them all. Krugliks inferiority complex would get the best of him.