"And with Hyde, you know what you’re going to get, and you know it’s going to be exciting."
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
I'm so excited,
I just can't hide it...Yeah, you're gonna get an insular culty nest of pedophiles and lunatics who scream at you and berate you for alleged shortcomings and character flaws. And you're gonna be milked for whatever you're worth, and then some.
Should you be deemed an undesirable and disgrace, you will be summarily expelled and Hyde will try to prevent you from furthering your education no matter how many years it has been. But they will still try to extract moolah from you, by hounding you with fund raising letters, because they care so very much about your character.
Should you be a parent and have the misfortune of having your child pawed, assaulted, or even
raped, they will still try to
shame YOU into donating for future generations. Should you even
SUE them, try to drag their ass into court to be accountable for what they have done and/or allowed... they will
still be sending you their junk mail filled with admonitions to "give 'till it hurts" as well as joyous tidings of recent news of the perps' activities. 'Cuz
they're part of the "family" too, right?
Should your son or daughter attempt to commit suicide, distraught over their less than fulfilling years at the old Blue and Gold, they will
still be sending you requests for money.
Yeah, you should know by now, just what you're gonna get.
You will be hounded for the rest of your life and probably then some, since death is
no excuse, for funds to further "the cause," and so will every one of your relatives that Hyde is able to scrounge an address for.