Could one of you all send me a jar of Gimchee? I'm in Bangkok and this withered old beggar with the fingers on his left hand that are either all rotted off or he chewed em off one night when he went on a bender and was to broke to buy a snack.
It is possible the rotting is fecal related. He mentioned something about digging corn chunks out of his arse with his middle finger that had an open wound on it. Apparently the open wound came from the razor sharp edges of a Patpong whores disease riddle vag that was spurting out puss in little nifty squirts. Likewise the pockmarks on his face might have come from licking the toxic puss off of his arm and smearing it all over himself.
Anyway someone send me some gimchee I'm sure if the stuff can cure aids it can help this chap regrow his fingers.