I vote the Catholic Parents as "most likely to have an out-of-control" teen in the first place. They create the monster and then send it away to be "saved." Self-righteous Idiots.
The Rabbi, meanwhile, would be more likely to have happy, well adjusted kids.
I despise religion in all its forms. It fosters ignorance and intolerance. It always comes with nonsensical rules. It automatically defines everyone outside the 'one true' religion as the enemy. It is a tool of oppression.