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Offline Anne Bonney

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Toddler Taser for your Bullet Proof Baby
« on: August 23, 2007, 10:55:12 AM »
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http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/product_page_tazer.html

Toddler Taser






Overview:

The commitment to protect your baby, is more than something rational. It is innate. What is rational is taking steps to reconcile the instinct to protect, to always be there when needed.  To this end the Toddler Taser is a wise choice for any parent. The Toddler Taser uses a replaceable cartridge, containing compressed nitrogen, to deploy two small probes that are attached to the taser by insulated conductive wires with a maximum length of 15 feet (4.5 meters). The taser transmits electrical pulses along the wires and into the body affecting the sensory and motor functions of the peripheral nervous system. The energy can penetrate up to two cumulative inches of clothing.

 Features:

-  Small non-gun design, perfect for concealment
-  Lightweight and easy to carry
-  Lithium Power Magazine is good for over 50 uses
-  Available in four designer colors
-  15 ft. (4.5 m) range
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Toddler Taser for your Bullet Proof Baby
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 11:26:23 AM »
Satire.
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Toddler Taser for your Bullet Proof Baby
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 01:32:00 PM »
Nope.  It's real.  It's not like the headline implies though.  They're tasers to protect baby, not immobilize him.

http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/about_us.html

 
 

Welcome to Bullet Proof Baby Industries, the baby protection specialists.

I'm Stella Stevenson, Founder and CEO of BPB Industries. I've been an industrial designer all my life, and decided to establish 'bullet proof baby' when my first son, Randy, was nearly killed in a drive by shooting in 2004.

When stray bullets hit the pram but narrowly missed my son, I realised there was a gap in the market for a range of products to protect babies in today's increasingly violent society. Since founding the business in 2005, we've gone from strength to strength, adding new products to our line, and winning awards for our product design innovations.

Please note that due to recent events, demand for some of our products has been high and as a result some may be temporarily out of stock. Make sure you check back soon!

Make your baby safer today, with Bullet Proof Baby industries.

Stella & Brian
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Toddler Taser for your Bullet Proof Baby
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 04:33:11 PM »
:rofl:

No, it's complete satire. Actually try to order something. Everything they have is out of stock.

C'mon, you think THIS is real? http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/product_ ... heild.html

They usually do an excellent job on the realism, though, and some of this shit (child-size bulletproof vests) really does exist in Israel.
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