It's just so bloody disappointing. Why do people have to suck so much?
My only viable options at this point seem to be enterring a hermitage or developing a new strain of some nasty virus and carefully deseminating it as quickly and as widespread as possible. I'm thinking 12 monkeys style, but hopefully without leaving any nasty remnants to use their funky time-travel machines and mess up my plans.
Anyone read Oryx and Crake? Seems like the only intelligent humans left believe we desperately need to control ourselves by whatever means necessary.
*** Disclaimer: Satire, mockery, and the uttering of statements such as the above do not indicate anything other than terrible disillusionment, and are no cause for alarm. I do not actually intend on rendering the entire human race dead, sterile or impotent and if I did I wouldn't tell you. Neither do I intend to disappear and leave the world to its own devices, not yet anyway. I'll just take a short break to replenish my reserves with a good herbal tea and maybe some salad, and then I'll be right back to fend off the onslaught of mind killers, free speech smotherers and nasty little buggers that like to prey on small teenagers.
