I read it was going to happen. Now for something completely different....
Remember When Ruthie Ann would try to relate to us by telling us about her Chocolate addiction, and how she had to struggle to overcome that? She tried to tell us she understood our plight (not that all of us had one, some of us never even did a drug...well, not before going in there...)because she, too had the burden of a disease - the chocolate eaters' disease. What a flake that woman was. Another thing...could you imagine Miller & Ruthie doin' it...I mean, I can just hear it now...."Miller, now you know that touching me three times in that same spot was unnecessary."
"Yes, Ruth, I admit to you, my higher power, that I thought it may be wrong to touch you there three times in a row but I did it anyway."
"When in doubt, miller, don't. You know the rules."
"Yes, dear. I'll go to a Sex-aholics Anonymus Meeting Post-Haste."
"I think you should. You seem "at risk" for becoming a pervert."
