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Offline The Elan Reporter

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« on: July 30, 2007, 01:26:01 PM »
Fly out to Atlanta today and pick up a welfare check that the city of Atlanta approved for scartie.
Hook up with a cousin then drive to Tampa Fl to meet up with toe tag.
Lick toe tags toes clean and make sure to lick all the beach sand out of the crevices.
Persuade toe tag to come back to this forum and help defend scartie.

Free time: Find a child in the geographical area and love him long time.

Go to Tampa Zoo and seek out fresh poo.
Tell adult he comes in contact with that he is this big time CEO and is on an important business trip. " That makes a great front for seeking out children in a geographical area".

Meet back up with toe tag and suck on his toes some more..
Eat a nice warm shit sandwhich by himself.

Put on a speedo and go to the beach and scare off every female in a 1 mile radious. "Hopefully they will abandoned their geographical child on site and then scartie can love them".

Then come back to this forum and pretend some more and act like he is an important person in life. Make up some lies and twist , twist, twist, with blue crystals and steaming shit sandwiches.

Oh and most importantly: check plentyoffish for potential dates.
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Offline The Elan Reporter

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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2007, 04:01:24 PM »
Scartie does this look familar to you?
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2007, 05:50:33 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2007, 12:11:18 PM »
Quote from: ""Botched Programming""





THAT is a wild fucking cartoon.
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2007, 05:37:50 PM »
bump...
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