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« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2007, 12:28:30 PM »
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We help paleface squaw who drink and drive...

Squaw must drink sacred buffalo urine to purify spirit!

Hi yuh yuh yuh hi yuh hi yuh..


MMMmmmm... now, would that be from a female or a male buffalo, and from a juvenile or an adult?
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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2007, 12:29:35 PM »
Hey Artie... Don't give up before the miracle happens

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Re: Possessed by TCK
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2007, 12:44:01 PM »
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Quote from: ""Froderik""
We help paleface squaw who drink and drive...

Squaw must drink sacred buffalo urine to purify spirit!

Hi yuh yuh yuh hi yuh hi yuh..

MMMmmmm... now, would that be from a female or a male buffalo, and from a juvenile or an adult?
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As long as it's at least three weeks old it doesn't matter...
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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2007, 02:40:38 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2007, 03:09:20 PM »
:o :rofl:
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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2007, 07:49:28 AM »
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Dave
I have a few better things to do than to be here all day like yourself,BP and your butt brother andy.
You have been posting about bufalo turds,and other forms or feal matter for years. You are one of the ORIGINAL shiteaters from way back.Thats not a name I made up but it fits. Your fecal laden posts are all over these threads. Maybe BP can sift trough your personal toilet to find them all. I havent the time. I have grown weary of this game.
oh and as far as Gin or whatever to drink. I say drink draino. You would be doing a public service

Well "Scatman"..... I mean Artman.... It took a little work on my end, I had to do the sifting thing you mentioned ( By the way.... All I have is time on my hands[/i][/b] ) and at first I couldn't find anything really....  Shame on you for deleting your post, however I got around that by changing the date on my computer and low and behold I was amazed. What kind of mom and dad make their kid eat turds???

Hey Artie.... Some days life just serves up a big shit sandwich.

P.S. Call you sponsor today




 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  Way too funny!  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2007, 07:55:24 AM »
I wonder how registration played out at elan for Artie?

Hi , I am so and so and this is my son.My son is uncontrollable and out of control and we forced him to eat poo and now he is unmanageable. Can you folks help my fucked up son?

Well : Obviously we all know the answer to that question.

I was wondering if the gin disolves the poo or helps wash it down better? Care to enlighten us scartman?


From this day forth, you will be known to me as *Scartman*.

Cold Gin and poo is your poision.
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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2007, 10:45:06 AM »
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Oh and a hearty Fuck you to BP.. Now you can have the last word !


Good morning "SCARTMAN"!!!!!!!![/color]

And a big fat fuck you back to ya  [/color]::seg::  ::seg::  ::seg::  ::seg::
Tell me what's up with you today "Scartie" It seems that once you have labeled a shit eater you never can live it down. How was the shit sandwich and gin last night??? Is that why you come in here all angry... Got a hangover??? ( I take it you didn't call your sponsor ) Hell "Scartie" ... Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.

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« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2007, 10:14:01 AM »
Na na na na, na na na na na SCARTMAN!

Scartie =  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Cold gin, warm shit, the breakfast of scartie.
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« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2007, 05:33:31 PM »
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My rant is done.. I will just watch you and BP twist in the wind.
You two must be very sad little asswipes to come up with this juvenile crap you post.


What the hell "Scartman" ..... Did you just wake from your gin and poo coma??? Hey fuckhead it's Friday. You might want to follow this simple suggestion.



Oh by the way I heard you got bit by your dog....Because you tried to help him lick his balls.

If nobody tells you in the next day or so....

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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2007, 06:26:52 PM »
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By the way B P = Beautiful Person
I like the taste of Andy's ass! You know I wish Dave and Andy had a "relationship" so I could really have something to be jealous of .And now I don't have him as my "defender". Ya know I can't take care of myself ? Dave has said this to you for some time.He(like yourself) just continue to make a big ass of me day after day.Whether I attend this cesspool or not.
I am goin to be busy today and tomorrow eating warm poo and cold gin so I won't be able to defend myself, so please don't make fun of me anymore.
bu by


Hey "Scartie" .... I know it's going to be a busy weekend for you, (a 1/2 gallon of gin, a quart of baby oil, 3 or 4 beastiality tapes, and a 100 lb doggie.

And Scartie.... Quit spanking your monkey

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« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2007, 08:57:01 AM »
Scartie: Your gin and poo cocktail, how is it made?

Shaken, not stirred? Just like 007?

We alll so desperately await your next drunken illusion tandrum lunacy, it is quite humorous to an extent.
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« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2007, 07:25:18 PM »
*Hey Artie.... Some days life just serves up a big shit sandwich. *

Is that why you come here Arthur? So that you could make even more people dislike you and give them reasons to ridicule you? We all know how the staff @ elan treated the residents and you seem to get off on the controversal mind fucking that the staff dished out. But there's a problem with your timing. See we are not teenagers, we are all growns up, and your lame attempt at fucking with former elan residents is back firing all over you. You have not 1 single friend here at the current time, you are nothing but a troll that wishes to be back in the employment of elan abusing teens. Even your toe licking buddy has abandoned you! I take it you didn't do a good job licking his feet?

You're a man without a country here scartie. I wonder if one of the helpers at the elan school forum is you? Then there is this thing you do called mentoring a child? I betcha you do .

You have displayed all the attributes of a mentally sick man. The booze, signs of drug abuse, and your latest *scat*.

So go get yourself another bottle from the liquor store and slur your thoughts away. You fatter scatter drunken dateless prick.

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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2007, 08:13:01 AM »
I guess Scartie is trying to tell us something more tramatic that happened in his life. So what did they bust you for Scartie?

Beastality in public?
Solicitation to a minor?
The horrid K-porn?

Did us have to do some time as well? Did you show all the onther inmates how you can do the *Twist*? Is this the reason why you had a brief absensce from trolling this forum a few weeks back? We alll know how you substitiute and conjur peoples names up to substitute them for your tramatic life experiences and then rely the info to us. Tell us scartman, what was it really like? What did they nail you for?
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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2007, 08:24:38 AM »
:rofl:  :rofl:
*you have been a huge help in that tgoo *

Dear Scartie,

If you are gonna attempted to try to be the spelling police, I would suggest starting off with proof reading what you write.

You must be loaded up from last night huh? Barely can see the montior  right? Get a fuckin life!
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