Just Another Boarding School

[hanzomon4]

Newton is a pedo, I read about what he did to 13 year old KW, sick fuck.


p.s, yes I know the above poster is just satire.

[Ursus]

Well thank God!  Finally we have another qualified person to speak about the sickness that is Fornits.  These little bastards have been stalking my husband and I and trashing our reputations for years now.  It's time we put a stop to it.

:flame:  :flame:   Damn druggies.  I told you all you end up losers and dead insane or in jail.  Which one is it for you Ursus?

You may think you can pull the wool over all your students eyes by shaking your bazookas at them, Mrs. Newton, but I, myself, am way too old for that kind of crap!  Not to mention that I could easily squash every little rubbery limb in that smelly old carcass of yours!  Not that I'd care to even try, or even could try, BELIEVE me, you're no Mrs. Robinson!!

And as to that other old windbag finally coming around here, you can take your character crap and shove it where the sun don't shine.  I hear there's a lot of room up there.

[Ruth Ann Newton]

You may think you can pull the wool over all your students eyes by shaking your bazookas at them, Mrs. Newton, but I, myself, am way too old for that kind of crap!  Not to mention that I could easily squash every little rubbery limb in that smelly old carcass of yours!  Not that I'd care to even try, or even could try, BELIEVE me, you're no Mrs. Robinson!!

And as to that other old windbag finally coming around here, you can take your character crap and shove it where the sun don't shine.  I hear there's a lot of room up there.

Ursus, that's just the drugs talking.  Here, my wonderful, caring husband and I have set up a program to help druggies get their lives back on the righteous path.  We'll be sending the SIBSMobile around for you shortly.

http://fornits.com/SIBS/bdsm.htm


See you on front row!
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

[Joseph W. Gauld]

Joe,

This site came up on a Google search of your name.  I was shocked, shocked to find former students disrespecting you.  Thanks you for your kind words.  I am still single and I could make due with a grand daughter and a middle level post in the Hyde Foundation.  Nothing fancy. something like Vice President for Corporate Partnerships.  I could help spend the extensive travel budget.

Thanks,

Cy

Dear Cy,

Kids these days are spoiled little snot-nosed brats who don't appreciate what their parents have tried to do for them and, more importantly, what we, at the Hyde Schools have dedicated our lives to.  "I can see by the lives of my former students -- some now entering their sixties -- how adolescence is a crucial practice period that can graphically foretell a lifetime."  Like that?  I made that up for a sales pitch, but it's true. I am omniscient; I know these things.    I'm a great judge of character.

Yes, Goodle is a bit of a problem.  I've got 3 former students working on tweaking it full time, that is, when they're not backing me up in seminars and family meetings.  That $16 million comes in handy for something.  I'm not sure they know what they are doing, but they have good character.  They always call me "Sir."

I have to think a bit about the granddaughters, Cy.  They are a bit unripe still.  In the past, this wouldn't have been a problem, but in my old age, I've started to re-think some of these things.  Perhaps it is because they are mine that I am having some problems with it heh, heh... Er, no matter.  Would you possibly be interested in one of the other students?  I could arrange a tour, so to speak, of the campus, Har Har...

Warmly,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator

[Anonymous]

Joe,

This site came up on a Google search of your name.  I was shocked, shocked to find former students disrespecting you.  Thanks you for your kind words.  I am still single and I could make due with a grand daughter and a middle level post in the Hyde Foundation.  Nothing fancy. something like Vice President for Corporate Partnerships.  I could help spend the extensive travel budget.

Thanks,

Cy

Dear Cy,

Kids these days are spoiled little snot-nosed brats who don't appreciate what their parents have tried to do for them and, more importantly, what we, at the Hyde Schools have dedicated our lives to.  "I can see by the lives of my former students -- some now entering their sixties -- how adolescence is a crucial practice period that can graphically foretell a lifetime."  Like that?  I made that up for a sales pitch, but it's true. I am omniscient; I know these things.    I'm a great judge of character.

Yes, Goodle is a bit of a problem.  I've got 3 former students working on tweaking it full time, that is, when they're not backing me up in seminars and family meetings.  That $16 million comes in handy for something.  I'm not sure they know what they are doing, but they have good character.  They always call me "Sir."

I have to think a bit about the granddaughters, Cy.  They are a bit unripe still.  In the past, this wouldn't have been a problem, but in my old age, I've started to re-think some of these things.  Perhaps it is because they are mine that I am having some problems with it heh, heh... Er, no matter.  Would you possibly be interested in one of the other students?  I could arrange a tour, so to speak, of the campus, Har Har...

Warmly,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator

  Joe,

 I am am member of the FLDS.  Do you have any identical twins currently enrolled?

Cy Cophant

[Anne Bonney]

  Joe,

 I am am member of the FLDS.  Do you have any identical twins currently enrolled?

Cy Cophant

 :rofl:  :rofl:


I've gotten hooked on "Big Love" on HBO.

[Joseph W. Gauld]

Dear Cy,

Kids these days are spoiled little snot-nosed brats who don't appreciate what their parents have tried to do for them and, more importantly, what we, at the Hyde Schools have dedicated our lives to.  "I can see by the lives of my former students -- some now entering their sixties -- how adolescence is a crucial practice period that can graphically foretell a lifetime."  Like that?  I made that up for a sales pitch, but it's true. I am omniscient; I know these things.    I'm a great judge of character.

Yes, Goodle is a bit of a problem.  I've got 3 former students working on tweaking it full time, that is, when they're not backing me up in seminars and family meetings.  That $16 million comes in handy for something.  I'm not sure they know what they are doing, but they have good character.  They always call me "Sir."

I have to think a bit about the granddaughters, Cy.  They are a bit unripe still.  In the past, this wouldn't have been a problem, but in my old age, I've started to re-think some of these things.  Perhaps it is because they are mine that I am having some problems with it heh, heh... Er, no matter.  Would you possibly be interested in one of the other students?  I could arrange a tour, so to speak, of the campus, Har Har...

Warmly,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator

  Joe,

 I am am member of the FLDS.  Do you have any identical twins currently enrolled?

Cy Cophant

Dear Cy,

Have you considered young boys?  There are so many of them from your church that have been just abandoned by the side of the road!
http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/ ... 004711.php

I know if my dear and just-about-oldest friend Sums were still alive, he would certainly get involved with this issue.  He was quite proactive in related issues here on the Bath campus.  Former students whose lost souls found their way back on campus always found in him a warm and caring heart, a safe haven, a compassionate listener.  

Henry Milton was even one of his protegees, but that young hot head let things get a little too out of hand.  And that little hotty of a wife he had (I can still hear her giggle, come to think of it)... well, when she got in on the action, we had to put a damper on it (for the rest of that year).  Thurrell screwed it up for everyone by going public.

Concerned,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator

[Anonymous]

Dear Joe,

  We in the FLDS believe that the best thing for the surplus boys is casting them out to fend as they may.  This will help them develop character.  It is sort of like when you banish problematic children up to that God forsaken wood lot Lennox bought for you in , where is it, Eustis Maine.
  Joe you should recall the endearing story you told us about Indian orphans that grew up competing with the tribeal dogs for scraps of food and how that experience developed character.  We are just following your advice.

Cy Cophant

[Ed Legg]

Joe,

  Hyde was not "Just another boarding school" when I ran it.  Hyde was the crucible where the character of the future leaders of our Nation were formed and refractored.  We were on the way to changing the world until you screwed it up, just because you couldn't finish that stupid book. You could not stand to see me do a better job then you could you?

 Look at all the great leader I influenced. there is  ah give me a minute  I will think of one ....

Waiting in Kennebunk

Ed Legg

[Joseph W. Gauld]

Joe,

  Hyde was not "Just another boarding school" when I ran it.  Hyde was the crucible where the character of the future leaders of our Nation were formed and refractored.  We were on the way to changing the world until you screwed it up, just because you couldn't finish that stupid book. You could not stand to see me do a better job then you could you?

 Look at all the great leader I influenced. there is  ah give me a minute  I will think of one ....

Waiting in Kennebunk

Ed Legg

Why, you smarmy two-faced lisping Texan!  Where the frigin bejesus do you get off trying to steal my thunder?!  I'm having this cordial conversation with this nice upstanding young fellow who stumbled on this fornication board, just like I used to do in the old days with my column in the Pee-Pee Herald... and you come barging on here, hurling insults and innuendo, and waving an Elvis pic like anyone is s'posed to think you look like that these days!  Ha! Ha! and Ha!  I saw a recent pic of you at that podunck piddley-squat lack-luster excuse of an educational backwater, and you look more like a bleached out Ronald McDonald in glasses and straight hair...

I must say... you do still have a lot of your hair... what do you use?

Joe Almighty, The Educator

[Ed Legg]

Joe,

  I am transforming the nature and culture of UNE.  We are committed to to the cultural change of UNE from Podunk commuter school to a National Power house where the leaders of tomorrow are forged at the anvil of Higher Learning.  Are you aware that we recently announced bus service from Saco and Biddeford to our Campus?  It is but a first step and after all as Mao said "patience is a revolutionaries' greatest virtue."   Like I always said Joe, if you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem, and you Joe are Hyde's biggest longest lasting problem.  Step down and humble yourself.  Beg me to come back and set Hyde right.

Ed

[Joseph W. Gauld]

I wouldn't beg you for your mother's long lost toe clippings.  You got the wrong thunk a-thinking, if you 'pect anyone in their right mind will take a long legged droning has-been Elvis impersonator with a Yoko Ono haircut who still wears flared pants seriously!!

I'm The Educator 'round here, you were run out of town in disgrace!!  You ran my baby into the ground, let druggie discipline problems off the hook just 'cause you liked them, and hadn't a frigin CLUE about character.  Never did, never will!

Let me 'splain it to you, boy...  there are three stages of growth: motions, effort, and excellence.  You never made it past the motions stage - "Just Do It"  ...'cause... YOU NEVER DID IT!!!!  It's like golf, or sex... ya gotta swivel the motion, de-e-e-ep in your hips... do the hustle!  The black people are really good at this, they're naturals at doing the motion... and emoting... do the hustle!!

You're the failure here, Ed, I'm still at Hyde, I WIN, ha ha!!!

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't beg you for your mother's long lost toe clippings.  You got the wrong thunk a-thinking, if you 'pect anyone in their right mind will take a long legged droning has-been Elvis impersonator with a Yoko Ono haircut who still wears flared pants seriously!!

I'm The Educator 'round here, you were run out of town in disgrace!!  You ran my baby into the ground, let druggie discipline problems off the hook just 'cause you liked them, and hadn't a frigin CLUE about character.  Never did, never will!

Let me 'splain it to you, boy...  there are three stages of growth: motions, effort, and excellence.  You never made it past the motions stage - "Just Do It"  ...'cause... YOU NEVER DID IT!!!!  It's like golf, or sex... ya gotta swivel the motion, de-e-e-ep in your hips... do the hustle!  The black people are really good at this, they're naturals at doing the motion... and emoting... do the hustle!!

You're the failure here, Ed, I'm still at Hyde, I WIN, ha ha!!!

   Joe,

  As you noted in some of your writings you need to be careful of some of those folks that emote and dance well.  We have always taken that stance in our Church.  The FLDS knows the Mark of Cain when we see it.

  I for one think you are doing an excellent job.  The best thing Hyde ever did was canning Legg's sorry ass.  It is good Hyde as a real Leader at the helm, a leader that has captained the ship into profitable waters.

Cy Cophant

[Joseph W. Gauld]

Joe,

As you noted in some of your writings you need to be careful of some of those folks that emote and dance well.  We have always taken that stance in our Church.  The FLDS knows the Mark of Cain when we see it.

I for one think you are doing an excellent job.  The best thing Hyde ever did was canning Legg's sorry ass.  It is good Hyde as a real Leader at the helm, a leader that has captained the ship into profitable waters.

Cy Cophant

Dear Cy,

I can't tell you how much it means to me to have a fine, fine friend like you here on board in this cesspool of fornits-cators forum.  And it sure was a pleasant surprise to have good ole Ruthie showing up the other day (although she is a little old for me, heh heh).  People like you make me have a deep felt faith that there is still a chance we can get this sorry world into better shape, and change the face of American education.

Yeah, it was a real thrill to can Legg's sorry ass; I would have liked to cane it as well, Har! har!  His last day here, I could scarcely contain my groin!!!

The profitable waters will serve me well when I retire to Hawaii, if I ever do.  I just love the little children so much, I'm not sure that I can bear to separate myself from being a guiding influence in their lives... and young people respond to me... some more than others...

Warmly,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator