Watery
If you want your kid mistreated, WATERY is the choice for you. In this type of program we make sure your kid will have full 100% liquid diarrhea. Our goal is weight loss and dysentary, but these cannot be guaranteed at this time.
Semi-Chunky
Semi-Chunky is our programs designed for the parent who is not fully ready to commit to watery shit, but know their kid needs a serious wake up call. We will make sure that your child's shit is watery, but we will include corn, beans and seeds to ensure some solid state matter in your child's fecal matter.
Half & Half
Our most popular program, is the Half & Half. This gives parents the option to move their kid to other programs depending on their progress, and not worry about them dying unexpectedly from serious physical problems. The kids are forced to eat laxatives and one jar of apple sauce, and are given a high fiber diet to ensure they retain a somewhat liquidy stool, but enough solid state to let them have dignity. ONLY children who can be trusted not to fling shit will be accepted into this program.
Semi-Solid
Our next level of program, Semi-Solid, is for our kids who are showing improvement, or the kid who just needed a wake up call before college to show them the reality of the world and what will happen to them if they fail in any minor or major way. In this program we feed the kids normal meals of bread and bologna sandwiches, chips and a small dose of laxative to keep a somewhat liquidy and slimy status to the stool.
Solid
This is considered our flagship program, our "best". We are very proud of this facility. Our final program available is the Solid program. This is for 18 year old's who want to participate in shit based therapy, and also kids from the other programs who are getting ready to graduate. At this program we focus on bathroom etiquette, stool play, advance scat theory, and of course scat sculpture 101. It is very rare do we see a down face at the Solid program. They are very happy to retain to normal shitting habits, as they should- they deserve it.
