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« on: July 06, 2007, 09:25:07 PM »
Any writers out there who would be so kind as to do the honors in memorializing the legendary Patti Atwoods?  I'm sure some of the survivor and advocate websites would consider publishing the ode on their websites with links to Fornits.
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 01:53:19 AM »
Izzy gave me crabs.. Patti gave them back.

kk thanx!
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 11:01:00 PM »
Thanks for the warning.

Their once was a belle named Izzy
She got her self in one hell of a tizzy
She spun and spun till she was dizzy
and then tried to look busy

All to no avail
could izzy prevail
To Patti she wailed
Inwhy did you leave me with the pail?

izzy came to fornits
after eating 15 donuts
she typed up a whodunit
and got told to stuff it.

In came izzy's friends
they came to try and mend
they did their best to defend
all to no end

The morale of the story is
never trust a woman
whose name
rhymes with Jizz.

The end.
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 11:19:29 PM »
::kiss::  ::rocker::  ::drummer::  :tup:  ::cheers::  ::bigsmilebounce::

Way to go, TSW.  Now ... if we could just record this ode with some appropriate sound effects, LOLS.
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 11:21:15 PM »
That's a nice warning about defamation and litigation.   Does anyone know if it applies to bloggers who use big long disclaimers and lots of words like "hearsay....I was told...it seems...in my opinion...I think etc..." when they print lies about people they write about?
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 11:23:23 PM »
That was one good ODE, tsw.  And original.  Not one word about a fat-ass-pig in there! :rofl:
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 11:31:46 PM »
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You guys should be careful.

http://Defamatory speech distributed over the Internet can result in civil liability for the defamer and litigation against the WHP whose facilities were used to distribute the defamatory material.[url=http://www.layerblue.com/company/policies/terms/]www.layerblue.com/company/policies/terms/
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That's a standard warning, sort of like the standard disclaimer Sue and Izzy hide behind.  Our two favorite "advocates" have become public figures, and they're both thin-skinned, like Dubya Bush.  

Rattle your tails and hiss all you want, your weak attempts at intimidating your critics are laughable.  Sue, you referred to the Whitmore, and after Cheryl Sudweeks took a plea bargain you mounted an attack on one parent you intended to scapegoat.

Remember, the next time you decide to sue for defamation the defendant will be in court, and the proceeding won't be a one-sided sham.  If you and your legal team had skipped the WWASP vs. PURE trial, you wouldn't be screaming "the truth prevailed" or writing about yourself like your the patron saint of troubled teens.  You're not an advocate, you're an opportunist profiting off suffering.

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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 11:56:38 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
That's a nice warning about defamation and litigation.   Does anyone know if it applies to bloggers who use big long disclaimers and lots of words like "hearsay....I was told...it seems...in my opinion...I think etc..." when they print lies about people they write about?


Excellent question!  How many times can Scheff and Zehnder accuse parents and kids of lying who have NOT even had their day in court?  Think the WWASPS kids and parents in the Turley lawsuit would like it if some so-called advocates did to them what these two are apparently doing to the Whitmore kids and parents involved in the civil lawsuit against the Sudweeks and their now-defunct program?

For shame Scheff and Zehnder and the few who support you.  You are all hypocrites IMRO.

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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 11:18:13 AM »
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You guys should be careful.

http://Defamatory speech distributed over the Internet can result in civil liability for the defamer and litigation against the WHP whose facilities were used to distribute the defamatory material.[url=http://www.layerblue.com/company/policies/terms/]www.layerblue.com/company/policies/terms/
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You say that all the time.  You're constantly warning or threatening "legal action".  Fucking do it bitch!  Bring it the fuck on or shut the fuck up about it, you waste of humanity.
::blah::  ::blah::  ::blah::  ::mecry::  ::mecry::  ::mecry::  ::fuckoff::  ::fuckoff::
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2007, 04:56:12 PM »
Do a google search for

Who is Patti Atwoods?

PATTI ATWOODS - CAICA Sets the record straight
There seems to be some question as to who Patti Atwoods is and why it even matters. Patti Atwoods does not exist. She was made up by a deceitful woman - a ...

pattiatwoods.blogspot.com/

http://pattiatwoods.blogspot.com/
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SWEET!  Looks like the Ode to Patti Atwoods is getting some good exposure.
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