When my dad used to drag me along to his meetings I always used to ask him how everyone knew that the person accepting chips was telling the truth. How did you know they weren't drunk right then, while they were accepting their cake? My dad looked at me as if this were unthinkable, not even possible! :rofl:
One of the few great things about 12 step is that you can go in wasted out of your gourd.
The main reason I switched from AA to NA was because the free entertainment was so much better. Junkies/crackheads/tweakers/whatever are much more fun to hang around in meetings than drunks, especially if they are totally fucking high at the time.
If you're lucky, a really fucked up person will have to read the 12 steps or principles and they are all over the place yet trying to keep it together for the group. Ever see that drunk at the party who is trying not to act drunk? Well increase that exponentially, and you have some of the people in NA. It's actually really interesting to watch someone try to act like they are not fucked up, when they are.
And of course, if you want to actually score some drugs yourself, that's the place to be.