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« on: May 24, 2007, 11:09:09 PM »
Bid on my ebay item!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0131173958


It works if you work it so work it cause you're worth it!

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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 11:39:27 PM »
RTP, where's that bar that gives a free drink for a chip?
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 11:55:28 PM »
If  there was one, I would have lost all my chips a long time ago.
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2007, 03:29:53 AM »
:rofl:   Too funny, Castle!  I emailed the link to a friend!
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2007, 04:14:23 AM »
I'm seriously considering posting a link to my auction in the clean_n_sober community in livejournal. My only fear is that they will complain to ebay to have my auction removed, although I don't see how the complaint would have any merit.


Aaah, fuck it. I'm gonna do it. Too much fun.
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2007, 02:55:11 PM »
Quote from: ""Antigen's Ghost""
RTP, where's that bar that gives a free drink for a chip?


Durty Nelly's or Eddie C's in Gainesville, FL.   Ask for Rich at Nelly's, or Raegan at Ed's.  I think Lilly at the Shamrock and the daytime bartender at Lillian's are into it as well.  And the guys at Tim & Terry's will probably go for it, too.

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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2007, 04:43:17 PM »
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Quote from: ""Antigen's Ghost""
RTP, where's that bar that gives a free drink for a chip?

Durty Nelly's or Eddie C's in Gainesville, FL.   Ask for Rich at Nelly's, or Raegan at Ed's.  I think Lilly at the Shamrock and the daytime bartender at Lillian's are into it as well.  And the guys at Tim & Terry's will probably go for it, too.

RTP2003



See, Ginger? There was a reason to stay in FL after all!


BTW, I made a mistake in my ad. Not all of the chips were from Syracuse chapters as I had initially thought. The black one I believe was given to me by a friend when I hit my 6 mo. It was his old 6 month chip, from the San Francisco chapter of the Leather/S/M AA group. How do I know this? Because the  back says "whips n' chips". So yeah,  you'll be getting a pervert chip too, if you win.
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2007, 09:13:55 AM »
When my dad used to drag me along to his meetings I always used to ask him how everyone knew that the person accepting chips was telling the truth. How did you know they weren't drunk right then, while they were accepting their cake? My dad looked at me as if this were unthinkable, not even possible!  :rofl:
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2007, 09:25:25 AM »
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When my dad used to drag me along to his meetings I always used to ask him how everyone knew that the person accepting chips was telling the truth. How did you know they weren't drunk right then, while they were accepting their cake? My dad looked at me as if this were unthinkable, not even possible!  :rofl:


One of the few great things about 12 step is that you can go in wasted out of your gourd.

The main reason I switched from AA to NA was because the free entertainment was so much better. Junkies/crackheads/tweakers/whatever are much more fun to hang around in meetings than drunks, especially if they are totally fucking high at the time.

If you're lucky, a really fucked up person will have to read the 12 steps or principles and they are all over the place yet trying to keep it together for the group. Ever see that drunk at the party who is trying not to act drunk? Well increase that exponentially, and you have some of the people in NA. It's actually really interesting to watch someone try to act like they are not fucked up, when they are.

And of course, if you want to actually score some drugs yourself, that's the place to be.
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2007, 10:55:50 PM »
Update: I just got this message in my ebay inbox:

"By reading your description of the items you are selling, you obviously do not appreciate the value of AA in a persons life.
My prayers are with you."


Should I message him back and tell him he just made my day? Cause he did.
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2007, 12:49:39 AM »
Hmm, I'd say something like "By reading your comment, it's obvious that you do not appreciate the value of the Red Temple Cult. I'll pray for you to the three headed dog while smoking a spliff lit w/ a votive candle stolen from Bill Wilson's grave."
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2007, 12:52:15 AM »
You know you can publish the comments and your responses so that other ebayers can read them, right?
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2007, 07:41:40 AM »
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Hmm, I'd say something like "By reading your comment, it's obvious that you do not appreciate the value of the Red Temple Cult. I'll pray for you to the three headed dog while smoking a spliff lit w/ a votive candle stolen from Bill Wilson's grave."


Actually, it's a two-headed dog.  


Other than that, you seem to have given excellent advice for an appropriate response to the AA/NA/Stepcraft-practicing assholes that foolishly oppose the RTC, its clergy, members, allies, sympathizers, and patron demons.
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2007, 09:00:06 AM »
Well fiddle dee dee!
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2007, 04:56:22 PM »
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Testify, brother. Work that 12th step!

Enjoy that set of holy water bottles, and tell Bill I said hello.

Yours in a-higher-power-as-you-understand-him,
-J

BTW, those chips are for real. I did indeed earn them. I was in the fold for 18+ months, so bid away, there ain't no taint.



(I checked his profile, and he had bought a set of holy water bottles, hence the reference.)

Anyway, the correspondence is indeed published on my item listing now.


P.S. Ginger, I swear to god, you change your name more than Prince does.
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