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Offline Anonymous

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how CEDU taught me to spit game
« on: May 05, 2007, 11:35:13 PM »
Everything I ever learned about spitting game I learned at CEDU. Allow me to share my best example yet...

   
Not too long ago I was at a Christmas party with my bitch, we was having fun eating Christmas cake... and what not. Saw another cunt I wanted to spit to, walked over to her and said "wussup........ YA CUNT" whatchu tryna do? she said "excuse me?" I said bitch excuse ME, I'm looking for some pussy and some cunt and some butthole. She said "well, I mean I have a boyfriend" I said bitch, no one asked that, she kinda got a little scared a little frustrated, I said I'll snap your neck like a twig right now bitch if you sass me again, her boyfriend.. her man walked over to the table, I was like "nigga.. WHATS THE DEAL?" he had a letterman jacket on, he was from high school... pissin me off. I said nigga what sport you play you little pansy? He said I'm a football player, I said.. I don't care.. Took him by his wrists, cut 'em, cut his wrists... vertically. Then I said what now, Ho? He was on the floor dyin' making a scene.
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2007, 09:53:21 AM »
And I was like, this is my United States of Whatever!

Seriously, what the hell was that?
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2007, 11:02:48 AM »
I played rugby for 4.5 years as a prop. What about you?
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 09:19:39 AM »
Wow.  It's awfully hard to imagine how I could possibly find something as insanely gay as what I just read here this morning.  Christ...I'm rendered speechless by the fact that somebody actually could go through with typing that and putting it up for public consumption.

Seriously...my God.  The only thing I can find to offer as a logical response is a mere two words: Pumpingly gay.  Find a hobby, or an addiction, anything that could take full control of your life.  Whatever you're doing now is NOT fucking working.
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 08:11:43 PM »
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Wow.  It's awfully hard to imagine how I could possibly find something as insanely gay as what I just read here this morning.  Christ...I'm rendered speechless by the fact that somebody actually could go through with typing that and putting it up for public consumption.

Seriously...my God.  The only thing I can find to offer as a logical response is a mere two words: Pumpingly gay.  Find a hobby, or an addiction, anything that could take full control of your life.  Whatever you're doing now is NOT fucking working.


Haha, maybe he/she could spend their mornings surfing random web forums and telling people how pumpingly gay they are. Sounds like a monumentally better way to spend one's time.

I personally think that shit is hilarious...thought it was even funnier the first time I saw it...

   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2007, 01:14:54 PM »
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Wow.  It's awfully hard to imagine how I could possibly find something as insanely gay as what I just read here this morning.  Christ...I'm rendered speechless by the fact that somebody actually could go through with typing that and putting it up for public consumption.

Seriously...my God.  The only thing I can find to offer as a logical response is a mere two words: Pumpingly gay.  Find a hobby, or an addiction, anything that could take full control of your life.  Whatever you're doing now is NOT fucking working.

Haha, maybe he/she could spend their mornings surfing random web forums and telling people how pumpingly gay they are. Sounds like a monumentally better way to spend one's time.

I personally think that shit is hilarious...thought it was even funnier the first time I saw it...

   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs


See, now that response was funny.  On a monumentally larger scale.  That vid wasn't so funny to me though, just me.  This is more my speed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCo7kObZQ0Y
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2007, 01:16:55 PM »
"Broke my hand on a pineapple.  Didn't even care."
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