Some things Ill never eat or do again

[Anonymous]

I wont come anywhere near the things below how bout you?

Spam- Keep it away from me
Tussi Deodrant
Bologne
Milk with ice in it
Koolaide - Remember the THICK syrup
No ceiling fan in the room where i sleep. I fell asleep many a night in foster homes to the click , click of the ceiling fan.
Don't handle rejection well,
Will never sit by and watch abuse happen.
My spouse cant put their arm around my waist and rest it in my back
pocket or belt loop. I accidently decked a guy for that once. I did it before I realized what happened.

I trust NO ONe.
I will NEVER go to a counselor or shrink again. NEVER.

Won't ride in the back of a 2 door car - Rode there two many times after splitting , only I was hog tied.

Sit by the door of any public place like a resteraunt. Just have to know i can get out the door

Sleep with shorts on even if its pajama shorts and shirt , I have to know I can get up run if I need to.

I once saw a man attack another in anger , the one threatned the old man , I was shocked at my reaction, i by knee jerk reaction kicked the crap out of the attacker. Couldn't take the thought of someone picking on someone more vunerable like an old man.

DONT do ponytails. Trying to put my hair up can cause you bodily harm.

The ice cream truck, he always seems to play a straight song.

anyway theres way more but I wont boar you ,
What do you stay away from?

[Froderik]

Anyone using the phrase "You need to ___" in a conversation.

[Ursus]

My personal inventory... I:

• can't handle the concept of shrinks, although I probably dearly need one;
• have difficulty being in any group of more than three or four;
• experience a visceral reaction just seeing other groups of people;
• distrust any and all social service agencies;
• distrust any and all church organizations;
• almost never answer the phone;
• have difficulty calling anyone on the telephone;
• sleep fully clothed, ready to get up and leave at any time;
• map out my exit plan in any physical space I go;
• sit in the back, near the door, as close as possible to the exit;
• lock and barricade my door with items that will make a lot of noise if disturbed (when I'm home);
• set "traps" of items in front of my doors that will be moved if anyone enters while I am gone;
• experience psychic consternation every time I put a seat belt on;
• can not defend myself even in the face of utterly false gossip;
• experience difficulty defending myself from physical attack, I'm afraid to hurt my assailant;
• don't handle rejection well;
• developed a stuttering problem in the aftermath (somewhat resolved now);
• am friggin' paranoid about just about anything or anyone;
• can't deal with "relationships";
• suffer from extreme depression from time to time;
• still have nightmares involving authority figures from that time period...

for 30+ years, and counting.

[seamus]

movie theatres,unless i sit in back.too many people in too small a space,unless im by the door,shitty food of any stripe.Terrazzo floors,I Fucking HATE those,confined space of any sort .BUT i sleep on the floor with my dogs,and a loaded gun.ANY body who can lock me up. Wife wants me to go to a "support group",yeah,that will happen.

[Ursus]

Anyone using the phrase "You need to ___" in a conversation.

Spot ON, brother!!

[85 Day Jerk]

I find it hard to............

Sing without tears welling up....
Be hugged by small children...
walk through any doorway with someone close behind me.....
share food of any kind.  I can only share desert items freely
Blurt out how my day went during commercials on tv like a fucking machine gun.  (sick fuckin homelife following Straight)
Allow anyone anywhere to walk directly behind me.
Tolerate tailgaters on any road at any speed to the point of setting them up for a potential accident that could end in a fatality

eat gelatin of any kind
listen to someone lie
Witness someone berate and "grandstand" sales or service personnel for something that they have no control over. ( I usually pipe up and act like a fuckin jerk.  My favorite is to simply yell "Lawd Have Mercy!"  in a ridiculous pic-a-ninny voice until the offensive, abusive Ivy League asshole shuts the fuck up and leaves the line or whatever.)

Awaken early on any given weekend morning, unless that was a part of the plan for the day.

give up a parking space to an elderly woman with a blonde beehive

listen to people talk personal shit about religion

do that "fall back into someone elses arms thing"  

trust in our government, people, or even nature

drink from a warm fountain, or take a dump in a crowded place, like football, or baseball stadium, movie theatre, crowded restaurant.

THE WEARING OF POLYESTER SIMPLY CANNOT HAPPEN EVER

"Dressing up"  even for weddings or funerals

Riding in any vehicle with an asshole at the wheel and no safety belt
(thanks Mike) within reach.

Be in the immediate vicinity of "Nigger Fishers"  those are people who run over and throw their lines in the exact spot of water where someone else had just caught a fish.

[webdiva]

Anyone using the phrase "You need to ___" in a conversation.

so something like "You need to get laid, wanna come over?"
would be out of the question? LOL sorry couldn't resist.  
not a fan of anyone telling me what i need either. esp. something like
You NEED to just Get OVER it already!  

[seamus]

Danm thats funny,IM gonna try that on the next little twerp that pisses me off.