FLCLCowdude...WTF?

[theoneandonly]

I just wanted to throw out the question - why does anyone listen to FLCLCowdude?  First off, he was only a student at HLA for a very short time during which he inserted a computer mouse into his anus and ran through the dorm yelling, "I have a tail."  Second, he left so long ago, almost everything he discusses on these boards happened after he left of before he ever arrived.  His time at HLA was filled with so much ridicule from other students for sticking foreign objects into his ass, he had no time to witness all the wrongdoings he speaks of.  It just bothers me that someone who has no life and continues to use these boards long after they leave the HLA bubble can rile you all up as much as he does when he has no backup for anything he says!  Just food for thought...   :exclaim:

[RobertBruce]

and it amazes many of us that someone who abuses kids for a living and then seeks to justify it expects to have any sort of credibility at all. Almost as amazing as someone who abuses kids for a living and claims to care about children would then immediatly turn around and try and tear said kid down simply because he never "got with the program".

[Anonymous]

I just wanted to throw out the question - why does anyone listen to FLCLCowdude?  First off, he was only a student at HLA for a very short time during which he inserted a computer mouse into his anus and ran through the dorm yelling, "I have a tail."  Second, he left so long ago, almost everything he discusses on these boards happened after he left of before he ever arrived.  His time at HLA was filled with so much ridicule from other students for sticking foreign objects into his ass, he had no time to witness all the wrongdoings he speaks of.  It just bothers me that someone who has no life and continues to use these boards long after they leave the HLA bubble can rile you all up as much as he does when he has no backup for anything he says!  Just food for thought...   :exclaim:

Obviously he was there long enough to know what took place and to talk about it. You, on the other hand, are so brainwashed by HLA it's pathetic. Hopefully no one ridicules you when you fall back into your old habits.

[psy]

he inserted a computer mouse into his anus and ran through the dorm yelling, "I have a tail."

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

It sounds like something I might have done.  LOL...  Who cares.  People do crazy things in program.  A roommate of mine, who happened to have an extremely long penis (14+in) got in trouble for doing a "helicopter" out the window of his apartment (use your imagination).  The things I did, personally, were far less interesting than the things I was accused of, or my parents were told.  Among other things, I was casting spells, giving head to plungers, passing notes to girls (that I did), sucking the blood of other students...  I got in trouble for baking a pie for my "neighbors" in program once.  Staff subsequently confiscated and ate the said pie (no sharing food)...  Don't even ask how I got the supplies to make the pie.

So who cares if he stuck things in his ass.  That shouldn't have been public knowledge.  Yes the mouse thing being public knowledge was, i'm sure, his fault, but the others... I'd like to hear his side of this story.

[Anonymous]

Current and Prospective Parents,

This is a very fine example of the normative behavior conducted and supported by the fine upstanding members of this site.  If you are considering placing your child in a therapeutic or residential program think carefully about it.  Don't you too want your son to stick his computer mouse in his ass.  Shouldn't you encourage his spell casting, bloodsucking, plunger sucking ways.  Although these antics will never endear him to normal society, he will always be welcome here at Forntis.  We believe and each individuals right to be and remain insane.  Please support your childs personal right to insanity.

Thanks

JR

[Anonymous]

Dear Current and Prospective Parents,

Here at Fornits we support your child's right to his or her own insanity.  Simply because the vast majority of the population does not understand your childs desire to insert his/her computer mouse in their ass and run around home, school or work does not mean it should be discouraged.  We at Fornits support, encourage and embrace your child's spell casting, plunger fellating, bloodsucking behaviors.  Simply because the rest of the world does not appreciate this brand of social bonding; that's what we do here at Fornits.

Please see our reading list; oops.  We seem to have misplaced our library of crap.  We'll get that back up as soon as possible.  In the mean time please enjoy some of our fresh pie.

Sincerely,

JR

[Anonymous]

Dear Current and Prospective Parents,

Here at Fornits we support your child's right to his or her own insanity.  Simply because the vast majority of the population does not understand your childs desire to insert his/her computer mouse in their ass and run around home, school or work does not mean it should be discouraged.  We at Fornits support, encourage and embrace your child's spell casting, plunger fellating, bloodsucking behaviors.  Simply because the rest of the world does not appreciate this brand of social bonding; that's what we do here at Fornits.

Please see our reading list; oops.  We seem to have misplaced our library of crap.  We'll get that back up as soon as possible.  In the mean time please enjoy some of our fresh pie.

Sincerely,

JR

The reading list was already pointed out by your other personality "Hunter S. Thompson". Careful - you're getting very sloppy.

http://wwf.fornits.com/viewtopic.php?t= ... c&start=10

[Anonymous]

Dear Current and Prospective Parents,

Here at Fornits we support your child's right to his or her own insanity.  Simply because the vast majority of the population does not understand your childs desire to insert his/her computer mouse in their ass and run around home, school or work does not mean it should be discouraged.  We at Fornits support, encourage and embrace your child's spell casting, plunger fellating, bloodsucking behaviors.  Simply because the rest of the world does not appreciate this brand of social bonding; that's what we do here at Fornits.

Please see our reading list; oops.  We seem to have misplaced our library of crap.  We'll get that back up as soon as possible.  In the mean time please enjoy some of our fresh pie.

Sincerely,

JR

The reading list was already pointed out by your other personality "Hunter S. Thompson". Careful - you're getting very sloppy.

http://wwf.fornits.com/viewtopic.php?t= ... c&start=10

[FLCLcowdude]

I just wanted to throw out the question - why does anyone listen to FLCLCowdude?  First off, he was only a student at HLA for a very short time during which he inserted a computer mouse into his anus and ran through the dorm yelling, "I have a tail."  Second, he left so long ago, almost everything he discusses on these boards happened after he left of before he ever arrived.  His time at HLA was filled with so much ridicule from other students for sticking foreign objects into his ass, he had no time to witness all the wrongdoings he speaks of.  It just bothers me that someone who has no life and continues to use these boards long after they leave the HLA bubble can rile you all up as much as he does when he has no backup for anything he says!  Just food for thought...   :exclaim:

Josh Rosen, is that you? Man it sure has been a long time Josh. Even though you are calling me the gay one, you were the one getting and receiving head from PK. So aren't we just calling the kettle black?