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Offline Nihilanthic

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I figured it out.
« on: April 15, 2007, 12:01:45 AM »
I figured it out!

Why I can't get any!

Why?

I'm too good.

Yes, I'm serious, bear with me.

I'm too good. I'm the lean on, go to guy who you wanna dump your shit on... that nice guy who deserves this and that, who is SOooooOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOooooooo great, bla bla bla bla bla. Dont ruin what you got, why risk it by fucking?

Thats my problem. I'm too nice, too good to people, too supportive, and not sexually attractive enough.

So, how do I turn into an asshole who women go to for sex and emotional abuse? I'm sick of being the friend that women go to while they fuck someone who is, quite literally, their DICK, and about ready to say "Either you bounce on MY dick tonight or I'll tell all your friends that shit you dump on me" but I don't know if I can muster enough gall to go through with it.

Also, while I'm bitching here, why do fags love me so god damned much?
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Re: I figured it out.
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2007, 03:04:17 AM »
Quote from: ""Nihilanthic""
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Also, while I'm bitching here, why do fags love me so god damned much?


perhaps you have a certain metrosexual thing happening, either that or a prediliction for showtunes?

But i ve said it before and i will say it again. You need a wing girl. You obviously have plenty of female freinds so pick the most interesting and attractive, take her out with you and some male friends (not too many guys it is threatening)  and have her sing your praises to other ladies there
Hint- have her emphasise something slightly dangerous or mysterious about you. Even if it is made up. Like that niles is really sweet and judy who he went out with told me her is a tiger in the sack.

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I figured it out.
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2007, 10:12:53 AM »
Bring a wife up from good ol' Mexico, she'll treat ya right, cowboy.
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2007, 06:47:08 PM »
Oh, Niles, just a wait a few years and women will swarm on you like bees to honey.

One of my best male friends, one of the nicest, smartest, and most talented men I ever met, who is also good looking, was too drama free for many young women to appreciate.  So, he waited.  Now he is 29, married to a hot, smart lawyer, who is fun, family oriented and smart.  She is a woman who appreciates a good man (which shows self esteem) and she still gives him lap dances to show for it!

But, Niles, if you just want a good screw, then go to Single Club Med, get obliterated and have fun.  There is also a website (I forget the name) that is good for meeting people for short term, alternative meet ups. You could even advertise yourself as a great guy who needs to screw.

Just don't be an ass. OK? No, no, no!

Also: consider this: maybe you are attracted to superficial bitches who are unavailable because they prefer schmucks. In that case, you might want to re-evaluate your tastes.
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2007, 06:49:18 PM »
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Oh, Niles, just a wait a few years and women will swarm on you like bees to honey.

One of my best male friends, one of the nicest, smartest, and most talented men I ever met, who is also good looking, was too drama free for many young women to appreciate.  So, he waited.  Now he is 29, married to a hot, smart lawyer, who is fun, family oriented and smart.  She is a woman who appreciates a good man (which shows self esteem) and she still gives him lap dances to show for it!

But, Niles, if you just want a good screw, then go to Single Club Med, get obliterated and have fun.  There is also a website (I forget the name) that is good for meeting people for short term, alternative meet ups. You could even advertise yourself as a great guy who needs to screw.

Just don't be an ass. OK? No, no, no!

Also: consider this: maybe you are attracted to superficial bitches who are unavailable because they prefer schmucks. In that case, you might want to re-evaluate your tastes.


Im gonna go for a geeky sort I saw at a food lion, though Im afraid she might be in her teens (I'm 22...)

Lesse, big ass filling up her pants that are cut in a style thats out dated, actual tits, long hair without tons of hair product in it, glasses, dorky smile, pale skin, no make up... has a figure but not fat and might actually mentally stimulate me.

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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2007, 07:02:27 PM »
One of those cruises is not actually a bad idea if you are just looking for some short term fun. i went on one of those in my early 20s. it was a seedy meat market.  ::puke::
Was not for me at all. However because the guys who go on such cruises are animals if you are capeable of even the most basic level of personal hygene, finesse and or charm you might get lucky. You will look great next to them. All you need to do is refrain from belching in the girls face and saying wanna fuck whil pointing at your nether regions and you will look like Cary Grant!
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2007, 07:04:23 PM »


Hi Niles-
My name is Betty. I read your ad here and am very interested in meeting. I like chocolate milkshakes, and long sensual walks on the beach.
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2007, 07:40:34 PM »
:rofl:
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