Miss Pete's "Block Of Ice" rap

[Anonymous]

Anybody remember Petermann's "Block Of Ice" rap?

This new guy,21 years old cocaine dealer entered the program.
He was shy.
One day he was called to stand up,and they handed him a 1/2 gallon block of ice.
He just stood there while it melted in his hand.
Lots of other people talked about the block of ice,but the guy just stood there holding the ice while everybody talked about it.
I think they allowed him to switch hands when it became too painful.
Anybody remember this rap?

[85 Day Jerk]

Yeah, I remember the guy, I was on second phase at the time at Morgan Yacht.  I am pretty sure the guy's name was Craig or Greg.
I remember him because he looked a whole lot like Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) from Star Wars.  He copped out by doing the coo coo for cocoa puffs routine, only in a big way.  Mrs. Pete even claimed in big group that they had him on videotape accusing his own shadow of trying to grab his ass and molest him or some shit like that.  Hey, if acting crazy got him out of there, more power to him.   I even fucked with his head one morning after snack time by singing the last line of Hotel California to him.  "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."  

I'll be the first to admit, I was a little jealous of the guy.  He looked like Hollywood, and on the outside, he probably seen more pussy than Tampax,  but there, we were all equal.  From what I heard, he snuck the key away from his oldcomer, dressed, split the bedroom, made himself a fucking pot of coffee in the kitchen, called someone for a ride and simply left when they showed up, all at 2 o'clock in the morning.  That's how easy shit could be, if you had the connections.

[Woof-a-Doof]

Yeah, I remember the guy, I was on second phase at the time at Morgan Yacht.  I am pretty sure the guy's name was Craig or Greg.
I remember him because he looked a whole lot like Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) from Star Wars.  He copped out by doing the coo coo for cocoa puffs routine, only in a big way.  Mrs. Pete even claimed in big group that they had him on videotape accusing his own shadow of trying to grab his ass and molest him or some shit like that.  Hey, if acting crazy got him out of there, more power to him.   I even fucked with his head one morning after snack time by singing the last line of Hotel California to him.  "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."  

I'll be the first to admit, I was a little jealous of the guy.  He looked like Hollywood, and on the outside, he probably seen more pussy than Tampax,  but there, we were all equal.  From what I heard, he snuck the key away from his oldcomer, dressed, split the bedroom, made himself a fucking pot of coffee in the kitchen, called someone for a ride and simply left when they showed up, all at 2 o'clock in the morning.  That's how easy shit could be, if you had the connections.

 :roll:  Oy!

Your memory is impecable, yet your view point is different than my own. The "coo for coco puffs routine" yeah can be intrepreted and indeed a ploy to exit the horror we endured.

When a chlid (a new comer of mine) bangs and bangs and bangs thier head on a oyster shell concrete wall made in 1943 is or can be conscrewed (sp) as a 'ploy'....well, I dunno. I can't not prove it, but individuals were placed in Straight that indeed need legitimate help...

I am sorry if this comes across as an attack...truely it is not...I am writting thru a filter of anger & discontent, totaly unrelated to this board....I hope not to direct it at you! But I hope to point out that thier were INDEED people there that required help....and sadly didnt get....till much later...if at all....As we have been called....the walking wounded...

Much Peace

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I remember the guy, I was on second phase at the time at Morgan Yacht.  I am pretty sure the guy's name was Craig or Greg.
I remember him because he looked a whole lot like Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) from Star Wars.  He copped out by doing the coo coo for cocoa puffs routine, only in a big way.  Mrs. Pete even claimed in big group that they had him on videotape accusing his own shadow of trying to grab his ass and molest him or some shit like that.  Hey, if acting crazy got him out of there, more power to him.   I even fucked with his head one morning after snack time by singing the last line of Hotel California to him.  "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."  

I'll be the first to admit, I was a little jealous of the guy.  He looked like Hollywood, and on the outside, he probably seen more pussy than Tampax,  but there, we were all equal.  From what I heard, he snuck the key away from his oldcomer, dressed, split the bedroom, made himself a fucking pot of coffee in the kitchen, called someone for a ride and simply left when they showed up, all at 2 o'clock in the morning.  That's how easy shit could be, if you had the connections.

Are you thinking of the guy named Dave?  Very strange dude, who also did the "sizzling bacon" gimmick in an "off the wall rap?"  Had a relative, possibly a cousin, named John.  Yeah, I liked Dave too.  And who is to say what "strange" was in that place, anyway.

Whoever it was, the coffee was a brilliant touch.  I love it.

[85 Day Jerk]

Hmmm, the sizzling bacon guy if I remember correctly was Dave Buick, who had an older brother named John that was as queer as a football bat.  Dave Buick looked like a Nosferatu version of a young Johnny Depp.  He was a good guy considering what we were all going through at the time.  I remember distinctly the frying bacon routine, because it would almost always be followed by Rick Humbert who did a classic, fucking unbelievable impression of a goddamn lawn sprinkler... Those two things were a part of my week! and if they happened in group, I was usually happy.  In her own twisted fucking way, I think that Helen Petermann had these stunts done after Craig split the program as a way to help you forget who Craig/Greg really was.